Monkeys Fist

Or…

Is it safe to go back yet? The mad bastard is still not speaking to his wife since she covered the woodchip paper in the living room with Anaglypta in 1976.

Deaders , there is no takeover from Shepherd or anyone else in the offing. This thread is from 2006, but Leazes has dug it up because he is certifiably insane and has missed taking his tablets.

He's mixed his Scotch with his Ex. Lethal.

I am so happy I looked in this thread.

Who did you meet from here Stephen? And are they freakishly ugly?

Happy Birthday mate. Going out for Lunch?

Happy Birthday Raas Claat.

Facebook or Fanny Batter?

Ah Safewaygate. So bad they're unpmable even. Howay Kid. Nap time.

What were the "unpostable" stories about him btw Stevie? PM obviously.

The most attractive thing on there is The Fat Cunt. Time to repost this link

Get some nice fish in batter.

Makes me laugh when you see the Metal-Detector crew out sweeping the Moor for coins after the Hoppings. Bamps

I knew you'd get the FB Todney. I spewed a bit typing it out tbh.

He seems a wrongun as well. Doilum at best. definately a KKBWJ.

Is that his g/f ? Foxy little minx. Probably got her NUFC lingerie on anarl. No, I wouldn't. Nah, no. Narrrr, no chance. Welllllllllllllllllllll... He's got a bit of spittle on the side of gob Least I hope it's spittle and not his Mams FB. [/stevie]

"Todney Rotter"

I know

Gusset Poyet.

It was like Jewsons yard round ours after the snow. Out of 90 houses on our estate , I reckon 60+ lost their gutters. Every single one that buckled was a modern plastic job. My original cast iron ones didn't even bend. And Gypo Bobby, I may be in touch when I've got some spare readys.… or I might do it myself.

That's spooky, that mate. They actually do.

I purported to be in a Toughguy thread where the Appleby Horse Fair was also mentioned. I only said it in the hope of getting Toughaz to engage further. Alas, it merely resulted in you calling me a "pikey cunt" Ah, cheers for clearing that up … Heather flogging, curse muttering, gypo twat.