Monkeys Fist

Rougher than a gay badger's ringpiece. Finished the job yesterday so went out on the lash in Aberdeen yesterday night. Now facing a 6 hour drive home with beer farts and headache. Beer, how I love and hate thee.

I think we have a winner. Acerbic.

Best of luck whatever you do, you little skip rat.

Im starting to think he is one of these blokes and tells a blatant lie without battering an eyelid and then forgetting he told that lie 5 mins later. Constant bullshitter who will say what people want to hear at that moment in time regardless of how accurate it may be. Just a (slightly) more upmarket version of Joe Kinnear really. Simon Bird? You're a 100% cunt.

Cli Tories

Whatever happened to that hard-line CT? Was it becoming a Granda that turned you hippy? I tried my best to rally the troops If only they'd bought that fucking pub. So pleased I managed to move on and loose the anger. Maybe I should start giving anger management lessons......Theres certainly no lack of potential clientele on here. What was the catalyst? Genuine question btw.

Name change imminent - Fukushima Tree.

Are you winding me up here?

He doesn't agree with Pud. There's a shock.

Manc's bum is tighter than yours

Chicks dig it. Maaan.

Couple of pics show the conditions.

See what you've done Tom!

Now I really want to know what was there. Bastid!

Replaced by Rob Green if rumours are true. Or not.

Pal on FB asked about it, strange one if true.

Anyone heard owt about us getting Rob Greene?

Bet you he comes back looking like Winehouse. Braped.

Agreed. The narcoleptic one, is that the one where the school girl who likes dancing just falls asleep whilst stood up in the playground etc. If its that one, oh god did I piss Aye, I remember that! The best memory I had of it was the Narcoleptics Society's AGM where everyone attending had to take the minutes to make sure they were all recorded because they were all thumping their heads off the table. I've look for clips of it many times on YouTube but never been able to find it. Was surprised as I think it won documentary of the year or something of that ilk.

Too right. He shouldn't even be training this week in case of injury, Pardew should be wheeling him around Andy Pipkinesque, covered in bubble wrap. "I want that one Alan.… … I do' like it"

Saw the last half hour of that Concrete Circus. Pretty good stuff. Danny McAskill is pretty amazing

which ameobi? The goal machine.

1-2 to us. Winner in the 91st , off Ameobi's arse.