Monkeys Fist

Me too. Love your ava though. I recognise it. Who is it by? Tommy Devito's ma. One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?" In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Sikh broad - prejudice against Muslims.

My sources tell me it was a controlled explosion by the Bomb squad. And what's funny about bombing civilian buildings?

Fear not Meenz, help is at hand Tues 8pm- bring your own pen.

Me too. Love your ava though. I recognise it. Who is it by?

Just chop the tiniest bit of head of. Visions of Skiddy having at his skull with a veg knife.

I say it has to be Bigg Market Ballet , with our infamous lovelies as ballerinas- Nutcracker Suite?

You obviously have the same problem as me then, every day he gets up 6.55, today sure enough 6.55 even after the clocks have changed I hear you both. 9 month old Sam thinks 6.00am is a great time to wake up. 6.15 if he's tired. Little Twat.

Better than anything in the Metro abomination Meenz.

Mono nad? Did you get a falsie put in ?

I'm expecting to login to twitter tomorrow and see said greencard between those and all. Congrats jimbo! Puts a whole new meaning on "Having a yank" Nice one James

By Calvin Bin Klein

Leazes is Ramses II re-incarnated. But a bit thicker.

She has decreed, it will be.

Piss.

Look at the damage it did to the Titanic. Bad shit.

http://m.soundcloud.com/jackstanleywp/imag...on-vs-van-halen Truly bizarre - Original "Jump" vocals over original "Imagine" backing track.

Cheery fucker. Back on the pies or summat? I was thinking that when I read it. Cheerful fucker eh Still on my way up me like, it's just getting steeper thats all Aye, I'm 43 in summer, while it's inevitable that there are more creaks and groans than at 20, it's just needs a tad more oil.

Imagine what he'll be like when he has sex! *ie, not against his will, and with a woman*

Coming soon, Greggs- The Opera.

If you genuinely thought that, you're as bat shit crazy as he is.

Failing that, Fosters is nice

Chalk and cheese.

It's not as good as LA Confidential, but worth a watch.

Ah well, I wouldn't bother with the tinned beans, but that's just me.