Monkeys Fist

You'll have to wait for her stitches to heal from my last go on her. Smashed it, so I did.

Plenty of pints in the 2nd half eh, Stevie?

Last time I looked it was 4-0 at half time. Drove home from graft, checked here and… … fuck me gently!! MOTD is on tonight. Pardew still a Twat mind

YEAH WTF LOL1lol!!.. wait, you don't hink this guys a mackem do you... Shouldn't you be off racially abusing your players' mums? no, probably not seeing as that doesn't happen Oh Really? Is that the case? wow! three stories and no quotes of what the one person actually said Loyal Magpie reeks of blue pop and cheesy chips with scraps. Do you reckon? I managed to find one occurence of his email address elsewhere, its on a top 5 greatest players of all time thread..... 1. kevin phillips 2. kenwyne jones 3. Niall Quinn 4. Charley Hurley 5. Brian Clough I shit ye not Publish and be damned Pud!

YEAH WTF LOL1lol!!.. wait, you don't hink this guys a mackem do you... Shouldn't you be off racially abusing your players' mums? no, probably not seeing as that doesn't happen Oh Really? Is that the case? wow! three stories and no quotes of what the one person actually said Loyal Magpie reeks of blue pop and cheesy chips with scraps. its not my fault, that's what your lasse's minge tastes like Pennywell comeback that. Niiiiice

and thats you being optimistic Someone needs to start posting in te Belta Minge thread before all the those from the match get back. Give them something to cheer up. Done

YEAH WTF LOL1lol!!.. wait, you don't hink this guys a mackem do you... Shouldn't you be off racially abusing your players' mums? no, probably not seeing as that doesn't happen Oh Really? Is that the case? wow! three stories and no quotes of what the one person actually said Loyal Magpie reeks of blue pop and cheesy chips with scraps.

Sorry like, but Rapey is as much to blame for the coming shitstorm as Fat Cunt and Weasel. If anyone still believes he wasn't party to ousting Hughton they want their heed examined. Seething so much I'm laughing.

22-0 if they keep this rate up. Cheers Mike. Zaza

Can we bung Arsenal at half time just to keep it in single figures?

In Kevin's case, it's because he is a child.

Pardew, I hope this means that you've being reading Toontastic, my posts in particular and you are now going to play the only team that san save our season. Harper Simpson Williamson Colochini Enrique Jonas Tiote Barton Ferguson Nolan Best Im guessing you'll bottle it and simply continue with Guthrie in the middle and stick Nolan up front. Hope Im wrong though. You are a one CT! Sky-"So Rapey, what prompted the change in formation today? Was it due to your woeful lack of firepower?" Rapey-" No mate, I've been taking advice from a cabbie. We'll be building a new squad around Lua Lua and Ferguson come summer" On topic, I'm prepared for an absolute shafting today. Anything less will feel like a bonus

Did what as aggressive? Make Profit! Most business's couldnt give two fucks about their competition. Sports Direct employees are about to earn a canny little lump through the companys profit share scheme = to a years salary. So, tuppence.

Zaza

Except now he's playing for Scotland, they call him "Jobbie".

Happy Birthday Besty. Have a Melta Binge tonight.

You're on fire today like

Aye, good one JawD.

Mint dream btw.

The Tourist Information Office in Barrow-in-Furness is an empty shop, with this on the wall- Clicky A more depressing place I have yet to see.

Tea. Spat. Everywhere.

Ashley will be hung by his own noose, we're on a sloap on a rope.