Monkeys Fist

Good to hear. (it didn't happen) Still be a minutes silence I reckon.

Because she'd be forced to write " Harper Floored by Six Knuckle Sandwich"?

You must be so proud.

Hope it's not true. Fucking cowardly and tragic if it is.

Just noticed he's missing an M from his initials.

Brucesring (licker)

I was thinking , the Stokoeshops deserve their own thread? Aye but make it clear in the OP that we aren't mocking the man, but the abortion of a statue that the mackems erected in his honour. Call it the Inherently Moral Stokoeshop Thread?

I was thinking , the Stokoeshops deserve their own thread?

He has pics of a certain ex-casino manager piping him off Allegedly

Hopefully the fucker is barred from all football grounds for life. Mackems will be claiming it was a Stevenage fan

no Bob Stokoe?

The look of pure moral indignation on that stewards face

Fan ran on to the pitch when they scored. Classy. FA fine for not controlling their muppets? Not holding my breath

Aye... Was it a Morally justified attack?

Kevin fuck off, you annoying little prick. Aye

So Brucie, where's yer song?

fucking hell man.

m.o.t.m candidates so far? Barton for me

Get the fuck in! Full of moral integrity that!

I thought it was a 12:45 KO. Silly. That's a good stat, how've we been doing? ouch!

Probably not as bad as he did when his Dad told him he'd been spat at by NU supporters, by the way! have you read his autobiography? Have you learned nothing from your fellow villagers? I'm from Newcastle therefore I can't read.

Teed, Sir Bobby Robson was also a father. How do you think his sons felt listening to your lot asking if he was dead yet? People in glasshouses etc etc.

If we lose, at least I'll have the satisfaction of not waking up and/or going to work in a shit hole the next day. Reminds me a bit of that Winston Churchill quote when some ugly woman reprimanded him for being drunk. Paraphrasing I think the gist of his reply was 'Yes, I'm drunk, and you're ugly. But in the morning, I will be sober'. I always bear that in mind after our once-a-decade defeat. That's what I said. That "TEED" who's posted on here before saying that posters on Newcastle Online were taking the piss out of some mackem who died of a heart attack during the game. Scumbags to be fair if that's true, shame he can't find the thread like. Fuckin Everton grotty little club who had 5,000 empty seats against Man Utd most expensive ticket £34 a go. The thing with Everton they HATE the fact no one other than Liverpool notices them, it boils their piss. 9 league titles though, surely the most overachieving small club in world footballing history. Shit ground, shit fans, shit everything really. Sunderland are as big as Everton if not bigger in my eyes, certainly fanbase wise. Should get Moxey to burn their wooden ground down Bradford style. That's supposed to have happened on Newcastle Online. Aye, right, the website where you get a lifetime ban for calling someone a twat, I can see that happening. Skunkers, maybe, but I still doubt it. As for Everton - 'the People's club' ffs, they are easily one of the most bitter clubs and set of fans I have ever witnessed, which is why they are scouse mackems. Just like scouse cockneys (spurs), scouse mancs (citeh), and souse brummies (Birmingham). All got one thing in common - a massive fucking chip on their shoulders. All these clubs fans are guaranteed to give it a round of 'Where were you when you were shit' without a trace of irony, that's how you can detect them. QFT. As best evidenced by ClubEverton himself who, when coming on here to do a 'lighthearted' piece on an upcoming fixture, turned into an absolute bosseyed wank hound, foaming at the mouth when we didn't all fall over ourselves to tell him how good/superior to us Everton were. One of the saddest things witnessed on here in the last year tbh. Beat me too it Mancy! I remember him coming on all friendly and shit, then when we were honest, and his team got twatted, out came the Scouse mackem. Tool. As for unwashed neighbours getting upset about an imaginary post about their fan dying - their wonderful ditty aimed at SBR was clearly in great taste. Tools. .