Monkeys Fist

Experienced PL manager him like. He'd take it in a shot but I can't see it being offered to him. I'm genuinely worried about the replacement. Master of Understatement you like Parky

Thought this deserved a separate thread. Thank you Chris Thank you for exceeding all expectations in our promotion season in the CCC Thank you giving us, the supporters, reason to be proud again Thank you for your dignity Thank you for 6-0, 5-1, 4-3. Sadly, everything you were building has been swept away by idiots. Thank you Chris

Which Mackem cunt voted "Agree"?

X2

Soooo, think he'll show up on Saturday. This time, he should be in fear for his safety. How the fuck will our players react?

For fucks sake. They haven't got anyone lined up. Speechless

Fuck off man I hope you're on the wind up.

I'd rather be double teamed by Razor Ruddock and Pedro than do #4

Hi Viz balls, what's the problem?

Here we fucking go. Press making a crisis out of nowt.

Oh no! Her top's fell off

Ventura Highway by America- guaranteed feel good, was a soundtrack in my travelling days Rock and Roll, Led Zep- ditto Nimrod , Elgar - lumpy throat, was played at my Bro's funeral.

Not really though. I'm under no illusions as to the paucity of depth in our squad. Even if Ben Arfa manages a Lazarus in January, we still need additions. However, by comparison to 2008, I think we are better equipped to deal with a relegation scrap, if/when it comes. The main factors I think caused us to go down in 2008 are not there- managerial farce and player apathy. I'm not saying we won't have a few squeaky bum moments, but I do think we will stay up.

Megan Fox's perfect woman apparently. I'd give my right nut to watch them going at it. toppling over every few strokes due to the imbalance then getting up again like a randy weeble.

Oh Steven. You disappoint me.

Also available in blonde

THE BENCH LOLZ

Don't try to pasta buck, matey.

*way* how annoying!

9 minge-free posts. Standards boys! Olivia Wilde, Tron Legacy actress. Just been on BBC news

I have to fess up that I've never heard La Pinder speak. Mind, the opposite end of the scale is also true- lasses with giggly, cutesy voices do my knapper in.

I have been meaning to address my height deficiency, I'd thought I'd get some stack heeled boots but then realised I knew no-one with a truly terrible history of shoewear that I could ask for advice. Hmmmm Edmund, hmmmm??

Just had an encounter with my namesake?

I thought we'd established for the purposes of this thread that personality/reputation = not important. All about the T&A. Edit: We are poles apart on the voice thing- I find a husky voice on a woman a definite plus. Honor Blackman, Mariella Frostrup etc all distinctly average, transformed into minxes by their voice.