Monkeys Fist

Bad taste thread mate. Spacker joke.

What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body? Ed

Heard she likes it in the stink.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony

Travolta, Hollywood, the academy, MGM, Paramount, Fox...... Scientologists might raise an eyebrow or several.

Inflatable roofs similar to this exist on a smaller scale in the UK. There's an office block near the Telegraph has one.

Casa Ewood doesnt sound right

Chewing gum sellers in Blackburn weep and wail :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

QFT

For all your various wine colours, look no further.

Eww gawd, you're very odd. If he thought it would break his duck, Kevin would bag Susan Boyle.

I will happily bow to your superior drugs knowledge. Man

Aye, the Youngs of today eh? Don't know there birthed

I used to have youthful trouser rumblings over the blonde Abba bird. Crazy bint married her stalker didn't she?

Budget Frosties straight out the box for munchies- classy

Shouldn't there be a full stop between dick head and full stop?

I thought exactly the same while I was at that match. My mate was banging the roof for a corner and rather than booming around the stand as it normally does, it was like hitting brick. I marvelled at modern engineering that the roof can hold that weight without any pillars....then I started to get paranoid about exactly what weight it can hold and started chewing my elbow. That is a feat more incredible than any engineered roof

Metrodome stadium in Minnesota has had it's roof collapse due the weight of a foot and a half of snow Linky

We were in Div 2. Mckeag was chairman, fairly certain there was a 'stay away' protest going on. I was living abroad then, sure others on here can give a better history- Leazes is your man.

McKeag

All the best Noelie.

Fart. Now.

Top notch