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The gift that keeps on giving. You've cheered me right up Mick. La

Ok Mick How's the QE2?

Priceless.

Is your mate Bishop getting you tickets for Saturday?

Dont understand this post. If you wouldnt say no, think he's a class manager and he ticks all the boxes......Then surely Ashley would have made the right decision. (iyo) Not really. Preferable to have the consistency of retaining our longest serving manager since Robson, who's hardly put a foot wrong. As that can't happen now, you have to hope for the best. I dont disagree and would rather have kept hughton, but for those who "wouldnt say no to Jol" etc etc then surely in their eyes Ashley has made the right decision. Also not saying their view is wrong, just you cant have it both ways. It's not rocket science man. Jol is the best option now Hughton has gone. Capice? Go easy there Alex CT has been hitting the leftover Taboo!

Wonder what Big Ron's assessment of Shola is?

Look man 'Mick' I sussed you after one post.

And they say there's no Gayists in football.

That's fighting talk from a Canuck

Bang the email address up mate.

Fantastic. I did crack up. Where's Soccermom?

Amen

Don't man Jimbo That's like dangling Scarlett Johannsen naked, then chucking you a hand job off Bella Emberg (pardew).

I'd rather have Partridge than Pardew. (How long have I got to print up 47,000 t-shirts)

If it is Pardew, that's fucking it for me like. I will not set foot in the place until Fatty fucks off. YOU'RE A FUCKING PISS-TAKE ASHLEY!

I can guarantee, 100%, that will happen. I seriously doubt either Ashley or Llamearse will have the stones to show face on Saturday.

But why would he? An appointment a la Kinnear would make more sense. Someone washed up and desperate ("expereinced"), like Hoddle or George Graham.

You big ponce!

You got £250 million going spare? That's all he'll listen to man.

I saw him on BBC the day the WC fix was announced. Rancid little piss stain. I hope he freezes his cock off running naked across our pitch tonight.

Sorry to break it to you loonytoon, fuck all you or I can do will put the slightest dent in the Fat Man's conscience. He hasn't got one.

Listened to radio Newcastle whilst cooking tea- John Carver came on, fuming. Could barely contain his contempt for the decision. I've now had a few hours to digest this and mull it over. And it still makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Unless Pardew wins us the Premiership Title this year , he can fuck off.

Paul Gascoigne has just been sighted at Chris Hughton's house with two fishing rods, a chicken and four cans... No stuffed parrot? Disappointing Nah, just one stuffed football club.

Paul Gascoigne has just been sighted at Chris Hughton's house with two fishing rods, a chicken and four cans...