Monkeys Fist

He She She was the rumour

Under 5s - Under 16s So, under 16.

Aye. I'm still on the "Pardew will be ours" mindset. FFS

White wine, vodka and lemonade. In a pint glass.

"The most important aspect in all OUT training sessions" Nope.

He was always football mad as a child, according to his sister Minge.

A little bit of me would love it if it was. Are we looking at reaching the semis?

Bastard! Giving this a try tonight One of the most pissed occasions I've yet gotton into a good few years ago ended up with me on top of a bus shelter waving and smiling at people on the top deck of the buses that went up Shields Road in Byker early on a summers evening after drinking cheap bottles of 7.5% abv cider that 'Wor Jackies' were getting rid of. I didn't normally drink up there and very rarely drank cider, so fuck knows what you're going to get up to! Writing this from the inside of my wardrobe, it's fucking cramped in here with all these bastard elephants, but at least I'm safe from the Mongol Hordes rampaging round the kitchen. Back on the Guinness tomorrow.

Call Chris? Fuck me, he didn't hang about moping did he?

Cheers Chez.

Use Baileys. Proper drinky poos

Minutes silence for Mick please.

Tea?

Relax, pour yourself a large Bailey's on ice

I've heard that rumour.

Bastard! Giving this a try tonight Back at ya , with a double , That ciders not bad tbh.

Bastard! Giving this a try tonight

Priceless. Maybe... but he's telling the truth. It isn't toughguymick. Derek Acorah?

Thank you LM xx I havent been on here much lately tbh, not felt very 'chatty' of late. We'll have to get a juicy 'norty' thread going! make it as juicy as you like bump. was looking through old posts, there being no match today, and realised the women have disappeared from here again Ive been ill since July, but I am back now!! You're a bloody jinx woman!

Ok Keith/Deadman. Just having a bit of fun. Know any good jokes?

Ok Mick. will you shut the fuck up prick Dave! Ey Ey. Loosing your rag is just stupuid

Why is Manc-Mag first choice?

The gift that keeps on giving. You've cheered me right up Mick. La

Ok Mick How's the QE2?

Priceless.