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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Alan Pardoo? That fucking adulterer? *I can actually imagine Hughton saying this too*
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    Sublime
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    I can imagine the conversation just before they went into the press conference. Pardew: "Are you coming in with me Derek?" Derek: "Oh, erm, yeah I..I just need to get something from the car. Be right back." *Patter of running feet, car door slamming, car driving away, plane taking off* Spoken like a true Family Guy fan
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    Sacked and replaced by nineteen year old Nigerian student with more experience.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    It worked on me Yay Alan Pardew!
  6. Monkeys Fist
    If the fact the Toxic Twins left him to face the press on his lonesome isn't a fucking wake up call to him, he's dumber than he sounds.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    "I don't feel like dancing" Ha
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Ha! Live? Tape just fucked up
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Monday night- fucking liar!
  10. Monkeys Fist
    He doesn't get it does he? We don't fucking want you to have any longevity here. Fuck off.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    He's daring to comment on the "instability" of managers here. Cheeky cunt
  12. Monkeys Fist
    The cunt can't even pronounce Hughtons name properly. Twat.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    I'd like to offer NUST a new logo to reflect their new approach. No charge. NUST LOGO
  14. Monkeys Fist
    I'll look oot for the brutally handsome, eloquent Adonis (not Nolan). Cheers!
  15. Monkeys Fist
    I have just joined the Rent-a-mongs. Leaving SJP, I got collared for a soundbite. Couldn't help myself. They asked what I thought of events- Hughton had been treated shabbily, They asked what I thought of Pardew- Terrible record, certainly not an improvement. They asked if I could see a even a glimmer of success with Pardew- his record was one of failure, not success. I can spell boycott though
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    Taxi Drivers

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    How many taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb? None-"All the way up there at this time of night? You're having a laugh"
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    Taxi Drivers

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  18. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, massive shed with a full-size pitch in it. More bullshit from the club then? Sounds like it. Probably want to keep tabs on them in case they start mouthing off to the press. Mobiles confiscated on the way in Called in the strike breakers?
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    I'm working at SJP this morning. Usually park in the staff area beside the Milburn reception. Got moved on today , the players have all been called in, " because the training pitch is frozen"! Don't we have indoor facilities at Benton?
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Hmmm, reaaaally. Tit. No one can argue against you? You do a fine job of it yourself.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Hmmm, reaaaally. Tit.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Any respect the position of Manager at NUFC carried walked out the door on Monday afternoon man. Pardew will get nowt to spend bar what he can raise dismantling the squad.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    WTF ?
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Keep taking the Taboo. If you can't see that most people are devastated, not because Hughton was "nice" or "dignified", but because it's a catastrophically bad decision for the future of club, then I really do pity you. Pardew will have your backing? Explains all about you- You'll no doubt vote Labour next election when your mate Dave's cuts have crippled the economy and no fucker can afford to use taxis, or you to fill yours with fuel. Please, give me one area you think Pardew will improve us over Hughton. Just one.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    And you wonder why people take the piss CT?
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