Monkeys Fist

Be nice to be able to get iffy about about £10 million a year for the next eight years guaranteed.

Lucky bugger was uninjured!

Not bad taste but: WOMAN'S DIARY Saturday 17 October 2009 Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in. He hesitated but followed. I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about ten ! minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold. I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else. MAN'S DIARY Saturday 17 October 2009 Newcastle got beat. Gutted. Got a shag though.

2's company mate. Not a concept you'll be over familiar with so look it up on Wiki. I'm here to help Hadnt you heard? Im getting married Really, first I'd heard .Well congratulations. Just in case My invite lost in the post is it?

No. Not even dodgy foreign channels according to .COM

2's company mate. Not a concept you'll be over familiar with so look it up on Wiki. I'm here to help

If we score 1st, easy win. If they score 1st, nervy draw.

You've just jogged my addled old memory. Must buy tickets for Mrs. Fist. She want to see The Vagina Monologues. Cheers bud, others may call you a cunt. I say thanks my lonely little chum.

Tom's yer man to see. Used fivers and a plectrum signed by H from Steps.

I know, I just wanted the bite. Thanks

Maths not your strong point? 39 -35= err less than how many?

Up there with death and taxes, wasn't it ?

Given the subject, I think it fitting to run this for one more week. C U Next Tuesday.

You do know this is Newcastle United right? Common sense is not our forte You're right! Why don't we offer him a 5 year contract worth 3 mill a year?! Don't you fucking start Kitman- I've already been caught out once this thread

Chris Hughton Master Splinter??

We are apes you chump. I've been discussing this on NO because i've been reading Nietzsche and watching 2001. A topic I hold close to my heart We are apes

Why thanks you popular wee chap. I value your opinion and comradeship very highly.

No Stevie was just taking the piss! and I noticed the Phil Roeder mistake before! :lol: Stevie, you cunt.

fuck me! Is this for real? this can only mean ; 1) as alluded to earlier, he's dome it to take the piss out of any future owner, leaving them with a hefty compensation bill if they peddle Hughton. 2) the fat bastard intends to stick around. Either way I am depressed. Btw , this from the second comment down on the Ronnie Gill link IBM the OP. "You know what? im not even going to read anything to do with administering or clerical side of NUFC because these idiots at the top are CLUELESS, i appreciate CH's efforts and wish him the very best but this poor bloke is going to be used as a Patsy in a 'do as your told' situation, the bloke will have no money and no support from the board and will be out of a job and away from SJP by the summer, this stinks of Phil Roeder, i feel sorry for CH and only hope he doesnt leave SJP perm when it all turns the s***." Glen's brother?

Now then Mike, Mikey boy, mate. How about proving that bold statement? When we were young and naive under your stewardship you made the same statement, that the club would be run properly and you would pump £20m per year in towards the purchase of new players. To date we've yet to see it. Now we are a Championship club, we have slashed the wage bill, cut normal staff by 120 or so, reduced costs left right and centre. Shirts (even the yellow ones) are flying out of the club stores and the gates week in week out are unheard of for this level of football. Yet you still make out that you're pumping the same amount of cash in annually with nothing to show for it, no purchases, no players of any form coming through the doors. I say thats poppycock old boy, its a downright lie in fact. As for Moat, the fact he wants to pay £40m now and £40m at the end of the season not only proves he doesnt have the cash but for me means that hes looking to get the club itself to bankroll half of the purchase. Gillette, Hicks and Glazer come to mind. He put in £20m in his first season....but it was a loan that's still outstanding so fuck knows why he's going on like it was an altruistic act that makes him the staunchest Newcastle fan in the stadium. If he doesn't get it back, it's his fault. Funny to hear him moan about buyers that can't afford it too...when he himself has proven to be a buyer who couldn't afford it. He's spent every minute since arriving complaining about costs and has wound us down to championship running costs just so he can afford to keep hold of us. Fat fuck. How true. Not very funny though

Heresy! Where did you get such wild notions?

Is this on council telly?

Lovenkrands is fucking woeful out wide man. It's like playing with 10 men. He was an absolute waste of space yesterday. not the best, bit who else is there? ryan taylor i suppose. or chuck another centre midfielder into the formation. You'd have thought we would've bought a decent attacking midfielder by now. I mean, Big Mike has been putting £20 million a year into us( more than all of us plebs combined,innit). I blame Keegan

Strike one from KD then All will be tappy lappy again. I see another solution: Add Tom to the poll and stick 50 votes on his total. A forumwide cunt-off is called for. Fop would take his dick off with the cheese-grater if he got that glory. Wordsmith at work