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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Surely there wont be any 'generations' to pass this thread on to if the seed of life is sprayed aal ower the gaff, rather than into the 'tunnel of productivity' ? Just takes one of the wee fellas to set out in search of the Ultimate Prize- entry to Furvana, and the future generation is made. ( As I, Pud, and one or two others on here have recently been reminded of ). -
failing that, there's the equally likely chance of me finding a strange old metal lantern on the way to Plymouth. Giving it a crafty rub, wouldn't you know it- POOF! Out pops the genie. Give the kids a run out on the South Coast.
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Treck and a half that like! At least we can look forward to a half hour TV special on how dedicated our away support is.
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Simon Cowell to produce The Susan Boyle Story
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in General Chat
Front runners for lead roles are Ricky Gervais and Bella Emberg. -
Forgot all about that. chicken baby story Tributes left for a dead chicken Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus. " Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken".
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Forgot all about that. chicken baby story
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Is she mad ferret then? I'll get me coat.....
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
I'm off to bed too.... might crack off a sneaky one in Mrs. Fists face and watch her blow spunky bubbles out her nose as she snores. -
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Is that a question or a statement? CT you seem to be taking it as an absolute certainty that you're going to hit the eyes, its never happened to anyone I've done it to It does occasionally if he's too in the moment, but most of the time it goes up your nose and you have to be careful not to sneeze it back out over him. Its all about the taboo, feeling naughty, doing something that you shouldn't be doing in polite society, like spanking or anal. The more turned on your partner gets the more turned on you get. If he or she wants it, it fuels your desire to go along with it, each of you getting more and more turned on until the point of climax and the release wherever on or in your being that may be. I can't see a problem with it. It is like swallowing, if the guy knows you're gonna swallow he gets harder and cums faster through the anticipation. All this filth talk has made me let out a wee involuntary spooge in my Bri-Nylons loose fit leisure slacks. and no wipes! Emergency #II of the night! you're one sick puppy you know that! why thank you. -
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Is that a question or a statement? CT you seem to be taking it as an absolute certainty that you're going to hit the eyes, its never happened to anyone I've done it to It does occasionally if he's too in the moment, but most of the time it goes up your nose and you have to be careful not to sneeze it back out over him. Its all about the taboo, feeling naughty, doing something that you shouldn't be doing in polite society, like spanking or anal. The more turned on your partner gets the more turned on you get. If he or she wants it, it fuels your desire to go along with it, each of you getting more and more turned on until the point of climax and the release wherever on or in your being that may be. I can't see a problem with it. It is like swallowing, if the guy knows you're gonna swallow he gets harder and cums faster through the anticipation. All this filth talk has made me let out a wee involuntary spooge in my Bri-Nylons loose fit leisure slacks. and no wipes! Emergency #II of the night! -
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Is that a question or a statement? CT you seem to be taking it as an absolute certainty that you're going to hit the eyes, its never happened to anyone I've done it to Ears, nostrils, total misses, Adam Ant nose stripes, but eyes-tricky. -
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Is that a question or a statement? Don't confuse the old git- he's 43 you know .............. -
Sure they're not just spunky seconds?
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Radgina & Soccermom after LuckyLuke gives them a 'Lady Essence' kiss clicky -
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
I believe you mean " Colle de Minet" -
i'm checking for the adams apple on that one like! It'll be about 18-20 inches above her cock.
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Welcome to the group, this is a safe, non-judgemental environment, we're all friends here (Ahem), would you like to stand up and introduce yourself and your tissues...... FYP -
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess? I think it's 'cos it shuts her up for a precious few seconds Touche Not actually aimed at you personally SM, just wimmins generally touche turtle away............ i loved that! Can't believe you missed that shite entendre..... you must be getting slack in your dotage SM. -
Its the end of november!!!!! I think we should all put em up for the 1st of dec! Luke can opt out obviously, bah humbug....... 1st December is acceptable. Those putting up a Christmas avatar earlier should receive an instant ban and facial cumshot. NSFW
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess? I think it's 'cos it shuts her up for a precious few seconds Touche Not actually aimed at you personally SM, just wimmins generally -
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess? I think it's 'cos it shuts her up for a precious few seconds -
When the time comes, if anyone can be arsed to stick a hat on my monkey , I'd use it . If not, it's this