Monkeys Fist

I heard he's demanding to meet Barack Obama, or no deal. Fat Ash offered tea with Desmond Tutu, but Keegan (aka Messiah) was having none of it. As a last throw of the dice, LardAsh tempted KK (aka The One True Living God) with a month's swimming lessons with Duncan Goodhew. Keegan (aka one of the only men who has a true feel for the club) almost caved in, but at the eleventh hour went back to his meeting with B.O. as the only option he would accept. That's what a club insider told me, anyway. Redheugh told me that last week tbh

??? I worked there until just under a month ago. Ouch.

Never understood solicitors myself. Seller: You'll need to promise you'll buy it. Buyer: I promise Seller: And you have the money? Buyer: Yeah sorted Seller: Sign here then. House sold Bish Bosh Bash I think they do slightly more than that.. Legally rob us? Hold monies to reap interest, delaying handovers of keys etc? General Twattery. I sense you have been burnt in the past. The Force is strong in one so young! Correct btw

well said Pud now can we put this thread to bed?

Least we dont fiddle our CV's. too busy fiddling your taxes and the meter.

I'd shaft her, record, c.d., whatever

Reckon I could make em bulge a bit more ,too

Never understood solicitors myself. Seller: You'll need to promise you'll buy it. Buyer: I promise Seller: And you have the money? Buyer: Yeah sorted Seller: Sign here then. House sold Bish Bosh Bash I think they do slightly more than that.. Legally rob us? Hold monies to reap interest, delaying handovers of keys etc? General Twattery.

:spit: Ken for a Boy! err, McKenzie for a .......... jock?

All the best people are born in July

8 pages of Hova repeating himself did the trick.

+1

just been on Look Nawks, the case is expected to be concluded tomorrow. (Or the end of next week)

29 years ago

:spit: Feckin Hell! congratulations Anyone else??? Meenzer? I've just had the snip. Don't tell wor lass though. We rarely speak about you much when we meet

ok, just curious, get the impression it would take a lot to be banned.

Scored a cracker against Leeds from mid-way in their half, had a Leeds player hanging off his back at the time.

what for?

Can we not change the Thread name while he's at graft , just to confuse the buggery out of him?

Clarence. bit too slow there 2J :spit:

:spit: Feckin Hell! congratulations Anyone else??? Meenzer?

careful you don't have a dispute with your boss....

must be something in the beer? Congrats