Monkeys Fist

If your local go to Falcon computers in Sunderland next to the Bowling Alley. They are imo a really good firm who will build you a pc to the spec you want. IE Whether its for gaming etc etc. Leave out what you dont need and keep the cost down. Personally know quite a few people who have used them and all sing their praises. http://www.falconcomputers.co.uk/ EDIT Just noticed your in Burnley (poor fucker) Still they probably deliver. Do they do chicken and fish?

As a regular on here, I suspect all you need do is think " baby, pregnant, my life is over", whilst waving the old chap in the general direction of Mrs. T. Bingo

No surprise there. When they got married she walked down the aisle to The Flying Lizards.

Grinderman- No Pussy Blues kicks off at 1:30

Catchy title that. Someone should suggest it to the BBC.

another member for the Toontastic Tadpoles club! Well done Barney

Nice one MF, congrats Given the recent increase in TT babies, I propose all members practice 'safe foruming'. Protection is simple, we ask all members to put a condom on each finger before engaging in textual intercourse with another member. Pregnancy is spreading and very contagious. Side effects of babies can (and will) include loss of sleep, frequent outbreaks of puke, piss and in some cases: poo on your skin; a lightness in your wallet and the repeated loss of half of Christmas Day/Birthday trying to free presents from their near-permanent incarceration in their boxes thanks to "THE CABLE TIES OF DEATH". This is a public health message brought to you by the Office of Toontastic, Admin Department. spoken like a dad! Btw, you missed out snot from the list- chimp #1 is currently convinced everyone must share in her fascination with the contents of her nose, and delights in shouting "bogey" whilst running up to complete strangers with a greeny on her finger for them to examine.

Shouldnt you be getting the snip I am at the end of the week

He'll have filled a canny few socks in hours I reckon.

Will she be tiled and emotinar?

or a night on the tires

Sounds painful Essential when tiring in Japan. smoking hot!

it's contagious......... err....

....... and you an Atheist! What will the children think? I'm a god-parent twice over already. I don't take atheism or religion seriously enough to refuse....and it never stopped the people from asking me. I probably live my life pretty close to what the bible would advocate I just don't do so out of a selfish desire to protect myself in an imaginary afterlife. These people who make a point of not joining in during a church service wind me up though. fairy snuff That wasn't a pitch for the job by the way aye,rightho was going to ask Fish anyway, it'd beef up his C.V.

....... and you an Atheist! What will the children think? I'm a god-parent twice over already. I don't take atheism or religion seriously enough to refuse....and it never stopped the people from asking me. I probably live my life pretty close to what the bible would advocate I just don't do so out of a selfish desire to protect myself in an imaginary afterlife. These people who make a point of not joining in during a church service wind me up though. fairy snuff

Is that Ant or Dec?

....... and you an Atheist! What will the children think?

Cheers CT

Stevie's gonna feckin lurve you.

There must be something in the water lads- Mrs.Fist told me this morning that chimp #2 is on the way

Is Whitley Bay a hot spot for crack cocaine use or something???? Fuckin Liverpool. In all of the Premiership years the ONLY time they can be heard is when they're winning. Again I'd put them in the shittest 10, they're the most cringeworthy bunch of the lot. "Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt, he loves this city", he must be the only cunt that does. Man Utd, Leeds and West Ham have been the best three. I could agree with that. The Ventspils' 3 fans were pure class, they even brought a massive banner with them, and Level 7 had abit banter with them. I remember one of our lot ran over to them at the end. Coppers started legging it towards him, only fir him to whip his shirt off, give them all a man hug and wander back to his mates.

It's emerged Ronan Keating was present on the last night out. He tried to wake him but, he said nothing at all.

Depending on how many are in your group, have you considered a 7 seater taxi? Not as ridiculous as it first sounds. Get a fixed price, ok the beers, and when you split the fare it usually works out pretty reasonable.