Monkeys Fist

Have we actually got one?

What are odds on at least one of his new Cabinet being outed as a known sex-pest within a week?

He’s the last half man/half roomba standing.

I didn’t think Lazy was a race, tbh.

Can’t be interrupting the ATC’s lunch, can we?

I was going to post Blue Waffle, but I’ll leave that to Renton.

When’s that ever been an impediment to Tory PM’s?

I watched it again with both hands, and the sound off. Monica Belluci, more like

A new back bencher has thrown their hat in the ring for the leadership contest. Not much is known about Joan Borissette, but she’s quietly confident.

If the Tories picked Bobson Dugnutt as next PM, hell, even I’d have to doff the cap

They’ll need to build some booster steps at the despatch box.

My dream of seeing him lead out of No.10 under duress lives on!

It raises more questions than it answers tbh, him staying on, one of them being, as you say, what is the point of Raab? Isn’t this exactly when a deputy PM should step up?

I imagine a parade of has-beens, and unknown lickspittles hungry for power jism will emerge like flies to dog shit in the sun. And Mark Francois

Not quite… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62064789

With her teeth.

Getting the big decisions right

I’m a huge fan of the Sinai desert and there’s no radiators in it. The lying cunt.

That’s 65 too many, they should be run out of Parliament carrying their idol with them.

44 resignations in just over 24 hrs (45 if you count Braverman ), outstanding job once again by the blustering skinbag.

Too sad by the sound of it.