Monkeys Fist

I think I said when he did it, this kid’s dad is definitely Statto

She’s like someone turned Patel inside-out.

Technically aye, but it would be absolutely unprecedented and would probably see the end of the monarchy, so, crack on Chaz!

Ah, I thought you meant a mobile version of the ps5, on a tablet

What’s that now???

That’s’ so truth.

“ Thanks for calling son…”

Is it possible to have a negative number of followers on OnlyFans?

Aye, the other option is a hard border, which I’m sure certain folks on both sides would like, but fuck that noise.

Mrs. F won’t watch Bond films because “they’re just ridiculously far-fetched”.… …Loves the Bourne Trilogy

On a total tangent, and for some light relief (Mrs!), here’s Mick Lynch patiently destroying some Tories

So do I , if I’m honest.

I reckon he should give Mycology a go- he’s got years of experience.

He’s got no option but to do this, otherwise Labour won’t get in. We can forget rejoining for a while* until a good proportion of the Leave cunts are dead or dribbling, but if this energy price crisis doesn’t make us renationalise the our energy and water I don’t know what will. I’d like to think the last few years of Tory fuckery will stay long in people’s memory, but then, Johnson won a landslide so what the fuck do I know? * unless Wee Jimmy Krankie gets her wish and Scotland goes Indy and rejoins, then I can’t see us being too far behind.

How about we split 50/50 on top two placing suggestions ?

* wonders what a Corbynista on the bread-line might take up as a cheap, sustainable hobby… Are you having flying lessons?

Mint that they’ve coined the awful term “Sunakites”, because the alternative was “RiShites”

Saucy! Now, more than ever, our friends, neighbours and colleagues are more likely to find themselves using food banks. It’s not a particularly innovative suggestion from me, but it’s desperately needed, so I’d suggest The West End Food Bank, which has now taken over the East End Food Bank and provides much needed food and hygiene items across the city. (What a fucking disgrace that we need to do this, btw, Britain in 2022).

Thank fuck we have such Strong and Stable government under the Tories. Do they actually believe the shite they spout, I wonder?

Sorry Andrew, I know you asked us to keep these in the Secret Forum Spank Bank, but they’re too impressive not to share…