Monkeys Fist

Can we change this lad’s name to Canofbeans please? It’s doing my head in.

Small world- I used to knock about with Foz when we were kids, bumped in to him a few years ago when he was back visiting. Lovely bloke.

Killed any roosters yet?

I’ve got a Legendary Predator bow that sets a trap on the bodies you kill with it, I’ve got my budgie to retrieve all my headshot arrows, so I go sniper on most camps and fortresses until I’ve got the population down to a level I can go in swinging. Once you get your settlement to level 4, you’ll be able to go “travelling”

There’s some pretty good “mysteries”- keep an eye open for the Prodigy one. ( There’s also a Winnie the Pooh one, and a few others that are definitely Easter eggs).

That’s exactly what we are doing- rewatching the lot before getting in to season 5.

Up The Arse Corner duly noticed

Anyone translate this gobbledegook for me please?

Nope, I think he wins £5.

I had a soundtrack playing as I read it…

Other than the purple thing around his necks, that’s the beigest video I’ve ever seen.

FYP

Unless it’s .… … mackem logic!

Old age flatulence is a terrible thing.

💦💦💦

Is that in response to the Snowdon Shitters or the Boldon Bedwetter… … or both?

If Howe doesn’t get Manager of the Season for this, there’ll be some trips to Saudi embassies on the cards. It’s almost as unprecedented as Leicester winning the thing.

Best manager in your lifetime?

If you wait until the story takes you there, you’ll be waiting a while. Nowt to stop you going there at any time, but you’ll get a proper shoeing if you’re not up to level Have you been to any of the other locations yet, other than Norway and England? Edit; Mrs. F. and I are watching the Lost Kingdom from the beginning on Netflix, as there’s a new series out. It’s set at the same time, has loads of the same characters, really good if you’re looking for something. Unfortunately, Valhalla doesn’t have … VERY MINOR SPOILER

Have these cunts never heard of the bag-and-go method?

Reports from Cumbria of a middle aged gentleman in Bowness having been arrested for public urination, right up to the last minute.