Monkeys Fist

Odds on it being Willock?

Whatever he cost, it’d be fucking priceless Can you imagine the kick-off in Jorvik-on-Wear?

I’ve seen several mentions now that his being a former manager of the Tramps meant we were already against him- who are these journalists speaking to? No one I know has ever held that as reason they couldn’t stand him- it was all entirely because of his behaviour whilst with us.

“during a team meeting ahead of Newcastle’s 2-0 defeat at Manchester City on Boxing Day, sources say Bruce spoke of ‘hitting Big Andy (Carroll)’ with direct balls. The players, it is said, were confused, for Carroll was on the bench.” Nice bloke, though.

The Last Supper

Bruce.…who?

Is that by the MLF?

I’d like nothing more than Rafa to come back and finish what he started, but as you say, he’s not going to break his word to Everton. I honestly have no idea who we’ll end up with after Bruce, but whoever it is can’t be any worse than the Baconmeister.

I’m not saying I agree with Howe either, just saying how I could see their thinking after them watching the Spurs game. They’re not daft, but they’re not experienced at running a football club either- but they are, by necessity, ruthless. If they can get someone like Howe in on a relatively short term contract to steady the ship, I wouldn’t be surprised, even if they fuck him off before January (if he does what he’s tasked to do and has us in a “safe” position by then.). We’ve had 14 years of stagnation and apathy, so it’s going to take us a while to get used to having people who give a fuck in charge again

No. 1 priority is to get out of the relegation battle and stay up this season. I’d imagine they aren’t looking at Howe ( if they are) , as a long-term manager. If, as we hope, they’re getting a DoF, appointing Howe now gives them breathing space until January to get the right one in place.

They know how to handle journalists tbh.

Gives him time to warm up the vocal chords. Guaranteed his opener is My Way. #freepintsforsingers

Better view of the ground from next door tbh

Been there, done that. This one is when we installed the Olympic banners

Footage has leaked of them preparing for it.

Homophobia has no place on this board. Reported

Losing your job and announcing your sexuality on the same day is quite the feat.

Thank you

Aye, but why haven’t we won the Quadruple yet?

Eh?

10 Crisp vending machines sponsored by the Bruce family for £8 million. If that was offered I’d have his hands off, pardon the phrasing.