Monkeys Fist

Papa Joan?

His back and shoulders were massive for his height, but he was supposed to be an absolute gentleman outside the ring.

I wouldn’t know mate, I try not to give my money to racists.

What?

Aye, he’s trying his best not to say n****r, because it’s sooo hard not to… when you’re a racist. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/09/papa-johns-founder-john-schnatter-n-word

It must sting that their trophy is sponsored by the Netto of pizzas.

Well, I’m boycoutting pizza for the foreseeable… Nah, not really.

Thought I’d post this as a tribute to Hagler. What a fucking fight.

Amazing fight that, incredible that it actually went three rounds tbh. Genuinely a bit gutted to hear he’s died, he was a gent. I remember watching him destroy Alan Minter, (and then the disgraceful scenes afterwards). RIP

You’re a funny guy.…

Tell you what though, there’s some good-looking coppers in the Met.… … sorry, my mistake, I meant some real Ladykillers.

Bury Walker, more like.

There’s a shock

Her again?

Quiff and Polarboy arguing whether a shit sandwich tastes better on Hovis or Warburtons.

Golden Wonder shares just jumped by 200 points.

There’s where you’re going wrong.

Lascelles as John McNamee, as in bacon roll?

Looks like he’s got the entire company’s supply in his pockets, too. edit; who’s the poor bloke holding his breath next to him?

It’s not on here in Singapore mate.

Who would you consider the best player is for West Ham? Bobby Moore What do you think West Hams strengths and weaknesses are? They work well in a team but can also work individually- they are highly motivated and willing to learn new skills. How do you think Newcastle will get on for the rest of this season? What player for Newcastle should opposing teams watch out for? Joelinton- some of your lads might mistake him for a footballer and waste their time marking him. Are you happy with the return of Andy Carroll? He brings balance to the squad as we had two empty seats on the left end of the bench but only one at the right end- no longer a problem. How gutted were you when the recent takeover fell through? 5.6 What has been Newcastles biggest struggle this season? Finding a reliable source of Beef Monster Munch for Bruce Does Steve Bruce deserve the criticism he receives from fans? He hasn’t got any fans. Do you think you will stay up this season? Not without Kamagra What are your score predictions for Newcastle v West Ham? Eleventy Ten

What other visitors have usually done is post the list of questions in the thread - once the piss-taking has died down you’ll generally get some decent responses, although I would guess that at present enthusiasm might be a tad weak, thanks to our beloved cabbage-headed manager and his world-beating tactical nous.