Monkeys Fist

Will “Not on the Register, Totally Safe, Kids!” Ferrell Also, their Clinton looks more like Keith Chegwin

Dolly Parton doing her bit Covid-19: Dolly Parton marks vaccination with Jolene rewrite https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56261397

You can if you’re a little bitch, like Edwards.

Biggest benefit scroungers in history, tbh.

😉 Was it the Russia WC that sent him off the rails? I can’t recall the exact cause but he definitely went loopy during it.

I don’t think she’s ugly, but she’s definitely got low standards. Would.

Did your mate do his niece or is he suggesting some Alabamery in the St. John lineage?

Anyone guilty of crimes against trainers is put to the back of the queue. Them’s the rules.

Just watched Dylan Moran Off The Hook with Mrs.F. and he’s very, very funny. Its on iPlayer. Might be on Dave. Probably not on Disney+

COVID passes from person to person easily.

They asked me which atm I wanted mine in and I was like, ” Hmm, Regular or Stranger…”

We’re in the lifeboat, you androids are still in the drink.

Don’t be

No idea mate…

Basic Mick met and married his sister Michaela and had more Mick Jnrs. Dad, Mam, Baby and Uncal- twelve eyes between them and more fingers than Findus.

I didn’t know Jay Jay Sea had put his house on the market.

Fuck. RIP

Yes. Please stay away from all forms of social media. 👍

Expecting a bloke who fucked his daughters best mate whilst his wife was suffering from cancer to understand normal people’s expectations is a bit unlikely, the hairy-handed fucking nonce.

TCMPL needs to get her doctor to sign her off due to work-related stress. No one should be suffering like that due to work, mate.

Someone should send his shithouse son that pic of Unkal Mick and Basic Mick outside the ground at 3am, it’ll cheer the fat cunt right up. edit; here it is

It was an empty stadium. How the fuck can he blame Ritchie for not getting the “tactical message” ( fucking whey aye Steve, as if…) when all the fat cunt had to do was shout? Edit; has fucking Edwards come storming in to Craig Hope calling him out for criticising The Precious yet?

Cock kills cock.

#bagonheed #chinminge #tattyasfuck

I’ve decided that rather than listen to this I’ll get Mrs. F. to try out sounding me with a rusty nail.