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Monkeys Fist

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  1. What are the odds on Rafa? I doubt he’d break his contract with the Scouse mackems, but stranger things have just happened.
  2. I’d say that the timing of all this is precisely because they want to give whoever takes over from Cabbage enough time to avoid the drop. A few months to get the squad back to their proper fitness and drilled, and a few new players in January to start the rebuild.
  3. Was this feeling before or after you were laughing at one of the lads worrying about losing his job? Get to fuck man.
  4. Where, exactly, in Jesmond ( which is only 5 minutes from my shed) ?
  5. Mrs. F- “ Where you going?” Me “ To the Research Shed!”
  6. Been saving this… 11.5% imperial stout, see you tomorrow lads.
  7. I won’t be celebrating until I’ve seen Steve Wraith(actor, author and gangster fellator), signature on the paper.
  8. Aye, the very same. Thats Sunderland, where BAE makes bombs that are sold to Saudi Arabia Ryanair getting in on the bandwagon …
  9. Fish is doing good work with the paedo’s tbh. Now that we’re the richest club in the fucking world, it’s important that we don’t lose touch with the less fortunate, like Uncal Mick, Little Mick and Basic Mick. With that in mind, I’ve started a Go fund me to buy them a new pair of communal trainers and some teeth.
  10. I’ll take my lead from the PL- this isn’t about human rights, it’s about broadcast rights.
  11. Let’s hope the first thing they do is open a supporter’s pub… finally.
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