Monkeys Fist

Any team from Wellington not naming itself ‘Boots’ is a team I can’t get behind. Still, nice to know Norma’s family are MCF’s.

I admire your optimism.

The West Winge

I mean, there’s the obvious- does HRH Kate take it in the stinker?

No, it’s green because you’re colourblind and it’s actually blue to the rest of us. Seriously.

Bewitched Thompson Twins Atomic Kitten Bucks fucking Fizz Oasis Soundgarden. Next! Also Lynyrd Skynyrd , in the plane.

“Nik Naks Turned My Bell End Orange!”

Wait until you spot the second dog.

I wondered about that.

“wrong” takes less time to type.

Careful lads, we’ve got a live one here.

Please use spoilers as I haven’t seen Contagion yet.

Pics or gtfo

Fucking hell- it’s what viruses do. My medical background consists of trying not to fall asleep on first aid courses and I know that viruses will mutate and variants happen. How the fuck do these imbeciles sleep at night after stealing a living?

I hope you were sitting in front of a Union Jack. ( and if not, why not- do you hate Britain???)

FYP

Hal Holbrook has also pegged it today, aged 95. One of those character actors you keep seeing everywhere- not anymore.

Charnley sneaking in to Bruce’s office tonight and leaving a packet of Aldi Ready Salted on his desk, to send a message.

Get fucked.

£20,000 for a shed. You can buy half of Benwell for that.

I was shedding before it was cool… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55845735

Tis a bit. Slow news days since Trump fucked off.

Someone told him to go piss up a wall, but they’d all been pushed over.