Monkeys Fist

FYP

Because The Fat Cunt knew we’d hate him.

Put him to bed later

Wait another 12 years or so and they lose most of their vocabulary again. “ Hey Fistlet, want to do something other than stare at a screen?” ” Uhhhh! “

When did you move to Stoke, btw? https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/thief-who-stole-viagra-keep-5869313

If anyone hasn’t seen it… https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2021/aug/29/merry-michael-gove-seen-dancing-alone-in-aberdeen-nightclub

We don’t trust Johnny Foriegner.

I’ve never seen “pissed” spelt that way before.

Thanks. Fish taught me everything I know.

Ok then. I’ll put my official moderator hat to make this abso-fucking-lutely crystal clear. You’ve made your viewpoint on people who still go to games abundantly clear, numerous times. You’ve been debated on it numerous times. This place is virtually built on piss taking and “robust” argument- nowt wrong with disagreement amongst members. What it’s NOT built on is straight up abuse. You’ve been around long enough to know where the line is and you also know that you’ve crossed it in the posts above. Come back when you’re sober and have a fucking word with yourself.

Chill out lads…

Had a few ciders? That’s absolutely out of order mate.

I always take a book on my travels, this one is great

“Wetherspoons said its problems had been caused by industrial action by Heineken drivers working for GXO Logistics. However, the Unite union said this was not possible as no industrial action had taken place.”

No, that’s the car park of Boldon Dog Track.

Wetherspoons runs low on beer amid driver shortage https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58395401

I think it’s because the valley’s flora is watered by weak piss, according to Gemmill. 😉

Coincidentally, the walk up the wooded dene to get there is rife with mushrooms just now

It’s Hareshaw Linn, just outside Bellingham.

( are the pics not showing, or have you just got a bag on your head?).

Speaking of waterfalls, took these the other day… 10 shiny interweb points if you recognise it.

Fished YP

How could he tell?

Dear Luke “Chicken” Edwards. Me planting tomato seeds at the start of summer is a growing possibility. NUFC not signing anyone else is a dead cert. Kindly retire.