Monkeys Fist

I sent Bruce a letter telling him I hope him and his whole family get vaccinated. What a nice bloke he is.

Is that a shadow, or a dark coloured electric behind it on the left?

He threatened to visit her if she didn’t.

Some funny, but orc-looking fucker posted this in reply. I’ll bet his neighbours are dreading the lockdown ending when they’ll have to look at him again.

This is the thing with little bitches like Edwards- they thrive on attention, and we give him it. If no one responded to his shite, unfollowed or whatever, it’d send him fucking wild. Won’t happen though.

It would seem his hangdog, jowly expression is not due to overindulging and old age, but to being pulled down by the enormous weight of the balls he has to come out with that speech.

@sammynb Here you go mate. https://docs.notrancidpornnohonestitsnot/orisit?/

No no no- totally made up story by the Magedia. https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/7151101.clubs-chairman-hit-face-glass-restaurant/ https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fan-arrest-in-glassing-567013

I bet the knees go within weeks on them.

I had grey hairs on my back until I told them to stop.

Let’s be honest here- it would take fucking ages before you got through to actual meat.

You’ll apologise and, in future, you’ll do as you’re fucking told. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/business/people-are-psychologically-biased-see-bald-men-dominant-leaders-a7872761.html%3Famp

Aye, this is following the Bruce playbook to the letter. The only bit that might stray from the norm is how long Penfold takes to actually sack the fat fucker.

@The Fish getting blatantly pod-cuckolded here.

Did I miss her post in this thread?

Careful! There’s vulnerable people out there.

’d YP.

Death threats online- he means Waitrose sent him an email saying they were out of Pickled Onion Monster Munch.

You have to own it and use the Fish Energy logo as your Avatar. #frozengrapes

INTRO TO SUNLUN’ TIL I DIE SEASON 3 “Growing up in the billionaires playgrounds of the French Riviera and Switzerland, Kyril always felt drawn to the litter-strewn estates of the shit-hole of the North- he felt a kinship with the attic-dwelling mutants, and knew one day that his ultimate MLF dream of owning their tinpot club would become a reality.… … once they’d been ruined by the dodgy insurance salesman, he’d be able to buy them for loose change and fulfil their true potential of giving him a manageable loss on his investment within five years, but invaluable experience for his true dream when he eventually bid for his Dad’s old club. If their management carousel managed to lift them to the heady heights of the arse-end of the Championship, he may even consider keeping them on his portfolio as a feeder club to his beloved OM. For now, he’d be happy if he could stop their feral followers from shitting in the stands once they were allowed back in.“

CT posts where he’s spectacularly wrong are meat and drink to Sinn Find. I challenge @ewerk to find one of his posts where he gets it right. You have one month, should you choose to accept this mission.

Larry Flynt, 78. The shed flag is at half-mast. ( fnarr etc). I will be having burgers for tea in memoriam.

This is how supervillains are created in those kids comics he likes.