Monkeys Fist

edit for clarity.

I think what stings the most about this is that it was so unexpected - none of us, not least the owner and chairhamster, could’ve predicted that a bloke who can’t even keep his own tits from dropping would struggle to keep a perfectly capable, well-drilled mid-table squad from turning to mackem levels of shite. It’s not like his previous form, mirrored at every single club he’s ruined, would give them a hint.

Yes edit; There’s not a vas deferens between them…

Most people have a pie or chips, but whatever floats your boat.

That would imply effort on his behalf.

Rather than watch this, I’m forcing a rusty knitting needle up my Japsy. Prediction; Faced with stiff opposition, ultimately the end collapse will be bloody awful…

Bravo. He’s definitely not right, tbf.

Also,

It could be worse, we could be living in a world where every owner of the Best Of Mumford & Sons thought a sea-shanty video was something the world needed…

Lads, people have died- can we all stop the arguing for once and just watch the Mindy Project?

The Knight Ryder didn’t win the Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Journalist of The Year (2014) without knowing how to get an exclusive.

Why has Tubbs the Lurker “thanked” that comment?

Also looks like it’s parked round the back of a Chinese…

He’s developed multiple chins to make the constant criticism easier to bear- Bruce is Natural Selection personified. If he wasn’t so thick-skinned he’d be about 9 stone.

Does it drive a taxi in Boldon?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-55788542 ”Former Brexit MP dies in diving accident… near his home in the Bahamas” Ffs, cheeky cunt.

Tell you what Alex, you’re the spitting image of Gazza… 😉

Could’ve done with a cherry tomato on top, tbh.

Is this a new game? Souness and Lippi both have heads.

They did too when you did.

Cheers , but that’s for the whole season, isn’t it? I meant in 2021

Any one be arsed to find out how many shots on target this year? I’d be amazed if it’s double figures.

To be fair, you were spot on.