Monkeys Fist
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Leave Jezza out of this … Do have to shave your nose yet? Yes, …I do.
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You cunning linguist.
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At least you can’t tear your hair out with the anxiety that’ll induce, though.
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I’m just picturing CT, having read this and impulse bought a pair of magnetic sandals, then digging up an entire field on his next metecting trip.
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Cheers mate. Birkenstocks are the tits, btw.
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There’s a bloke on eBay selling them, Clarke’s, boxed brand new.
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I think you might want to go to the Doc and ask him to finger your anus, old man.
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As long as you stop using the godawful phrase “reach out” you can do what you like mate.
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Type “ magnetic clasp. Men’s sandals” in to the google machine. Boom! Loads there.
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I’m now in full Dad Grunt mode, any movements up, down or sideways produce an involuntary “ hrnggh”
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Cheers lads. I’m going to Edinburgh tomorrow, Strawb, so I’ll take any recommendations still.
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I was 50 the other day Your sandals look like they came from S****s D****t.
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FYP
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Fuck me! I was only joking when I used the word “ trotters”, then I zoomed in…
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Not with trotters like yours.
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Life must be hard on the breadline in the East Boldon Ghetto
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Got rid of your pallet furniture, then, Tubs? That… looks remarkably like a pub table.
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Aye, fingers crossed Strawb.
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😂 filthymumsnet.com
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Bong rampage.
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CT misunderstood the Mrs. when she told him to “Get those fucking flags off my lawn!”
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The Tub
