Monkeys Fist

Cheers mate. Birkenstocks are the tits, btw.

There’s a bloke on eBay selling them, Clarke’s, boxed brand new.

I think you might want to go to the Doc and ask him to finger your anus, old man.

As long as you stop using the godawful phrase “reach out” you can do what you like mate.

Type “ magnetic clasp. Men’s sandals” in to the google machine. Boom! Loads there.

I’m now in full Dad Grunt mode, any movements up, down or sideways produce an involuntary “ hrnggh”

Cheers lads. I’m going to Edinburgh tomorrow, Strawb, so I’ll take any recommendations still.

I was 50 the other day Your sandals look like they came from S****s D****t.

FYP

Fuck me! I was only joking when I used the word “ trotters”, then I zoomed in…

Not with trotters like yours.

Life must be hard on the breadline in the East Boldon Ghetto

Got rid of your pallet furniture, then, Tubs? That… looks remarkably like a pub table.

Aye, fingers crossed Strawb.

😂 filthymumsnet.com

Bong rampage.

CT misunderstood the Mrs. when she told him to “Get those fucking flags off my lawn!”

The Tub

Deluded Mackems

Are you for real, man ? Its happening right now, you muppet. You sticking your fingers in your ears and going “ la la la” won’t stop it.

“ Jewles remain still cleaming!”