Monkeys Fist

Who read it to you?

Go to Keswick mate. It’s got some mint museums…

The Shitter is never going to be allowed to forget his discrapency.

East Fife 4 Forfar 5 - the comedy result that finally came true (on penalties) http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44916496

Except that Langas bloke is a Newcastle fan

I think he means South Gosforth- the roadworks are insane!

Your wallet?

Go on son! Right in the button mushroom.

Told you to stop licking rocks.…

Does it ask to feel your muscles?

Let’s not forget, gents, that we could have been discussing the fucking joke of a tournament we’d have had under Hippo Heed.

Excellent! They’ll love my standard opening order of “ Two pints, garçon, and nen of ya shite”.

Don’t be stealing my thunder here, you pescatarian pest. ( but belated birthday thingies ).

Booked a table at Martin Wisharts place, The Honours. https://www.thehonours.co.uk/ I fear it may sneak some pea foam on my dead beast when I’m distracted by the waves of pretension 😄

Which one though?

37 is possibly the most nondescript of all birthdays/ages.

Leave Jezza out of this … Do have to shave your nose yet? Yes, …I do.

You cunning linguist.

At least you can’t tear your hair out with the anxiety that’ll induce, though.

I’m just picturing CT, having read this and impulse bought a pair of magnetic sandals, then digging up an entire field on his next metecting trip.

Cheers mate. Birkenstocks are the tits, btw.

There’s a bloke on eBay selling them, Clarke’s, boxed brand new.