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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Kuensberg- " Farron facing a recunt"
  2. SNP having it's very own bukkake party tonight.
  3. NEEGA? Bit dodgy that. Bigly.
  4. We should rebuild the Wall and make them pay for it. MEGA!
  5. Which reminds me, I've got some leftover kebab in the fridge…
  6. I said that earlier to Mrs. F. I'll push the fucking button if they do.
  7. Nah, he'll take a leaf from the People's Liberation Front of Judea and form a new, bold, different party. PUKI
  8. I wouldn't trust her too much, mind. She cant even murder her kid properly.
  9. Rayvin, pull a sicky then just say Sorry!
  10. Strong and schizo… STRONG and SCHIZO! (cue J69 in 10,9,8,7…)
  11. Thank fuck it wasn't the other way round.
  12. Rudd was shitting herself there
  13. Turtles all the way down! Hold on to your foil hat, my son, there's sand in the Vaseline.
  14. The denpressure is getting to you Parky
  15. I wouldn't climb over Kirsty to get to her.
  16. Guantanamo. Shit himself again on a flight in the US and got charged with discharging a dirty bomb.
  17. Doesn't work so well the other way
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