Monkeys Fist

Still, at least they’re not pathetic enough to plaster it on their business signage… … oh, hang on, of course they are ( can you imagine how fucking rank the meat from there must be? )

I guess even they thought “AIDS In A Glass” was a terrible name.

There’s also the possibility that she might want to cook for everyone - Old Dears are weird like that As Renton says, the restaurants are perfectly passsble but nowt special- I’d have a look at some of the hotels, the two he mentions ( The Lodore and The Borrowdale), also try the Mary Mount. I spent my wedding night at the Borrowdale, and it was very good, classic Cordon Bleu cooking. Went back for our 10th anniversary and it was exactly the same

$380,000 is a weird payoff, mind. You’d expect to be dealing in increments of $50k, would you not? Was the $20k taken off because he jizzed on her hair or something? Also, whatever your view on this, it shouldn’t deflect any attention whatsoever from the fact Weinstein is a vile cunt of the worst kind.

You heard it here repeatedly. Obsessively.

I’m wondering if Renton’s experience with turbulence was an hour or so after breakfast? Enjoy the psychedelic spuggies Fish

fucking hell, she’s still warm. What an absolute legend.

Heard it here first?

It might have a lot to do with it. If water gets in to the rebar, it can start rotting away over years with no way of seeing. This bridge is/was 50 years old, so any corrosion like that above has had lots of time to do its worst.

At least 35 dead reported What an awful way to go.

US!

Spamalamadingdong.

Ovingham Did they sing about cows and lasses playing rugby?

Aaaand, why is Rutland blank? Has this bloke never heard of The Rutles?

Also, who the fuck are China Drum?

How aren’t Pink Floyd on there? Wasn’t DSOTM on the album charts for 600 years or something?

It’s probably that sad cunt EDL fan from a month or two ago, but I can’t be arsed bothering with them. Let the indifference kill the troll.

It has, but not much…

Jerking the chicken on “honeymoon”. Proof there is no Mrs. Fish.

How many times did you ask for frozen grapes before the barman told you to piss off?

Sad Mackenzie Bastards

Has he just eaten a whole lemon?

Happy Nuptial Fish, old boy. Where did you drag the newly traumatised Mrs. Bravado for a honeymoon?