Monkeys Fist

Today's unsurprising news story. Rory McGrath charged with stalking http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-37990183

Aye, he's already in.

Bill's dad wanted to call him Phillip, but bottled it.

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Surely the "correct way" to privatise the NHS is "fucking don't."?

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Excellent stuff that.

They have a live band backing them don't they?I bet the singer fucking loved him picking that song.

Congrats Wykiki. ( there is a rich vein of Wykikisms just waiting to spew forth here, post reception. Can. Not. Wait )

How's this for starters? Jackie Milburn Hughie Gallacher Joe Harvey *Jimmy Scoular Wyn Davies Bob Moncur John McNamee Malcolm Macdonald Terry Hibbitt Liam O'Brien Kevin Keegan Terry Macdermott Brian Kilcline Pavel Srnicek *Rob Lee *Paul Gascoigne *Shay Given Alan Shearer Peter Beardsley Les Ferdinand Temuri Ketsbaia David Ginola Tino Asprilla Foluwashola "The Mackem Slayer" Sir Bobby Let the Games begin ..... *edited additions

I'd pay money to see him giving a backa to the other Legend.

Took her a while to get used to it, mind. We met in 1996 and she once asked me to stop singing a song by Oasis as we were out shopping. I said "Maybe".

Very early in our relationship we established certain rules with each other regarding our likes and foibles. She once asked me to stop my, as I saw it, harmless habit of impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

So me and Mrs. Fist were getting ready to go out last night, she asked me how her makeup looked. I said I thought she'd painted her eyebrows a little high. She looked surprised.

4+ to us, 0 to ....errm....thingy....whossname.... I give up- who are they?

Btw, google the term "wankpuffin".

That's were they used to be before L7 was added. I seem to remember some early European match when only 4 ( might've just been 1) blokes turned up for the away side, at the end of the match a couple of our lads jumped over from the East stand seats, ran up to them/him, shook hands and dragged them off to a bar

It's not his real family- he's tricked us all !!!!!! Lulz rofl etc

Maybe he's just in to Hentai?