Monkeys Fist

Last one Fucking musical honey on toast

Prussia was a Kingdom mate, and definitely not Fascist. Ok, I’ll have to assume then that your interest lies in the German Empire, 1871-1918. Also not Fascist, so you’re ok declaring your clear interest.

Debbie fuckin Harry

Aye, aye, blah blah, but what about your interest in the Prussian Military. Simple question really.

Fascinating. Did anyone in Bedlington ask you about your interest in the Prussian Military?

Newcastle City Council. You should really know that , being a proud NUFC fan and that…

We haven’t had a Tory councillor for 22 years and counting. The good folk of my home city know what side their bread is buttered.

Laugh through the pain, old chap. Stiff Upper Back, it’s the English Way.… You sponging fucking spacka.

A&E - “ Hello, what’s the emergency?” Coventory Tit- “ I’m feeling discomfort in my left meniscus” A&E- “ …” Coventory Tit- “ THE NHS IS BROKEN!!”

Giddup!

I took the hit to my search history so that you lot don’t have to… https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/spoonuniversity.com/healthier/surprising-amount-of-calories-burned-while-masturbating/amp Happy to help lads.

I’ve got this on shuffle in the back garden. https://itunes.apple.com/gb/playlist/ardeche-trip-2017/pl.u-d2b05V0TM3JP1A It’s currently on

Having spent the entire weekend in the new gaff getting it ready to move in to, wallpapering, patching a fucked concrete hearth, new skirtings, filling cracks and whatever, I’ve just finished, and am now sitting in the garden of my soon-to-be old house, having a beer, tacos and listening to ( my soon-to-be-ex neighbours can suck it up ).

One of the oldest trees known to have existed, a Bristlecone Pine over 5000 years old, was cut down to retrieve a tree corer (used to find out how old a tree is), which was stuck in its trunk.

The Enoughmibility Diet. Eat all the pamato’s

Whichever ones you haven’t eaten.

Check out Master Yoda here.

What about this? ( I have no idea wtf is going on, but there you go)

Analyse this… https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/stewart-donalds-cousins-aresunderland-fans.1429792/

You seem shocked no one took a blind bit of notice of you

You’ll have to do better than that Bunty. There’s competition on here for the title of Pig Shit Thick Tory Wum now that our anxious little fuck from Coventry has shown up, and low grade efforts like the above just won’t cut the moutarde any more. Needs more pamato’s.

“Ready To Groom”

Fucking killing it with the witty comebacks here.