Monkeys Fist

Fucking hell He’s been done.

How much has the daft twat actually paid for it?

Aye, aye, but were you in the top set for maths????

They’re on a roll of prime fuckwittery at the minute.

There’s a thread about gigs at SJP, one of the throbbers came out with …

Aye, he snuck that one in.

Gilgamesh kicks Enkidu’s arse, but eventually dies.

How long do we reckon before The Dong goes from their new(est) Messiah to getting his car windows smashed every match day? Also, once he realises what a fucking mess the place is, is there anything to stop him winding the business up and selling off the assets for whatever he can get?

The Dong.

I think we’ll be waiting a loooong time before they contaminate the Premier League again, mind. ( If ever).

Mint

“Power virgins”

Aghan kush?

Bed and breakfast or room only?

I don’t really think he supports NUFC, mate. I think he’s purely here for wummery. Failing pretty spectacularly, mind

That from Aghanisan, then?

The dog at the end

Nah, well before Ant launched his Antschluss.

Or

Here you go