Monkeys Fist

And… just in case you think I’m joking in the above post, I’m not. I want to make that clear. I wouldn’t want you thinking I’d been underhand when I inform them about your benefit fraud.

Someone is paying you to walk? Nice work. I’ll be letting your local dole office know, just in case you forget to declare it.

He’s gone full retard hasn’t he?

Wtf? Dicky’s brain has started shutting down non-vital functions as part of his defence mechanism - fight or shite. He can’t fight as he’s too fat, soooo…

Transvestite too, the thot plickens.

You ever go to a public toilet, and see a nugget of shite floating in the bowl, but you’re bursting so you have a piss It’s impossible not to piss on the nugget before you flush the whole mess away, isn’t it? You’re the nugget.

Very “special”

Your grand pop would so proud of you.

I’ve just realised. This makes you a genuine dole-wallah! Back of the net.

Pretty comfortable, then?

Have you seen his lass? ( you wouldn’t, not even with mine )

Alreet, calm down Muhammad.

That “Werian Anglecynn” shite is the Far Right, English Nationalists attempting to legitimise themselves by claiming to be pure bred Anglo Saxons. Which, ironically, Wor Richard here can’t claim. You see, if his Gran was Roma, then a significant part of Dicky’s ancestry lies in Northern India, mainly Rajasthan, Punjab and Pakistan. Which is pure, comedy gold.

You’ve had 5 hours, fuck knuckle. Lets see what you’ve come up, other than a picture of H.R.McMasters. ( I honestly can’t believe you’re this fucking dense, mind. )

Oh my. You really are thicker than Whale spunk.

You still here?

He had no idea who this was when I stuck it in his avatar pic yesterday, I don’t think we’ll hear any pennies dropping too soon.

None of them as big as the most recent

I have nothing to hide. Andrew McMaster.

The irony of the Neo Nazi asking Wor Yentl for help.

Dicky man, you’ve been sussed. For once, be a man. Take your piss poor Wumming, and fuck off of your own accord.