soccermom

you high?

this may sound a bit csi but couldn't they gps/triangulate the phone to get its position? that is if the dozy bint hadn't flattened the battery by constantly ringing it.

i thought if god forgave everything then there would be no such place as hell and if there was wouldn't it be empty cos everyone would have been forgiven?

I wouldn't believe everything you read on a poster on the high street!

:omgwank: :omgwank: love it

yes the sunshine is here and the men are out in abundance.... only thing is only 2 types of guys take off their winter woolies to reveal all a) the big guys who let it all hang out with wild abandonment and... the charva, t-shirt/stripey jumper tied round its waist, or travelling in a ancient xr3i convertible with his 3 mates unfortunately the second of the two usually do have lurrrvely torsos its just the rest of the them that lets it down. I demand you lot (male members that it and as in members I mean people not your actual 'members') provide us lovely ladies with snaps of yourselves in your summer finest speedos, (..oh and in no way shape or form will we reciprocate at all). athankyou. Disclaimer: This is disguised as a polite request but we do expect you to participate fully (and that does mean all of you) due to the fact we have had many many many requests for photos of ourselves in underwear and without, I reiterate we (the female folk of this small elite few) will not be returning the favour.

that tart as you call him is to DIE for, swoon.....

I enjoy mojitos the company of my good friends mary poppins and blackbeards ghost little suprises my dad singing ugly duckling but most of all the way my son laughs and smiles nothing beats that

sunshine and the beach! heaven.

whoops! Too soon?

its so hot today its wonderful. Think I'm gonna die from the heat though. I love british summers when we actually have them. it makes the whole nation cheery. even though folk'll whinge its too hot - like me, it puts a smile on peoples faces and people chat in the streets. Am loving it. :lol: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

No means NO!

god bless.

gently with passion....

is that blood?

my fanny itches

Its kinda cool, my fella can't see what i'm writing , but then again I suppose he can in a couple of weeks , so... Hi Honey , just being my usual lewd crude self only as a member of an elite special forces/supporters group. there are people out there who long to be us.

oi. i'm reading.

his was bigger

wow :angry: you're well trained! Do you have an actual thumb print on your head? You've got a bell end print on yours where I've been knocking the drops off. I'm sure what you said is hilarious but I don't know what this means?

ah look- I've made a new friend! See what a lovely bunch we are

angels and demons, and contrary to all the critics I thoroughly enjoyed it and didn't notice how long it was.

I hate twats who try to talk posh when they're not and it sounds ridiculous, and then they forget and they go back to being the charvas they're trying so hard not to be also fuckers who don't undestand how roundabouts work. Give way to the right you knob. also hippy/newage/uberprofessionals who let their kids run fuckin riot in asda - aargh, i'd give them a bloody good hiding and ground the little bastards if they were mine. also bastards who like to correct the text you've just sent them - fkr=fucker wit=with =arseholes also ignorant old fuckers who think they can just walk out into the road and we can all avoid them by magic also boring fuckers who try to start intellectual conversations about utter bollocks that they know fuck all about but they've read an article in the paper and they're now the worlds most leading expert also people jumping queues especially at the self service checkouts I'm sure I have many more.....

wow you're well trained! Do you have an actual thumb print on your head? No fucker has trained me, I have self imposed moral guidelines that's all aah, you mean your hair covers it!

how canny are you - it translates as pinched warm by the way! lol.