Christmas Tree

Do you just listen to the free ones? Wondering if the paid content is decent? (Basically I prefer listening to podcasts at the gym over music but I’m running out of stuff to listen too).

Cheers. Totally confused there

Eh, do you have to have 2 players behind you to avoid offside in Europe?

Off to YouTube I go

Bollocks you talk at times Solid Keter shed that’s been there nearly 10 years and looks as new as they day I got it. Might not be big enough to fit your porn collection in but it’s champion for gardening gear.

Cheeky fucker. That will be you shortly now your driving all day

David Souls not far away by all accounts

Nice to see that to remind me how it’s changed

100% not going to happen. (However I would be a bit disappointed if we don’t get a new striker).

I’m so fucking chilled about our summer business. Whatever happens we KNOW players are incoming, we KNOW we will start next season with a fitter squad and we KNOW we have a good manager supported by the board. What a time to be alive

Fucking happy days

All good 👍

We had a similar issue last year where a car finance company wanted us to pay for the departed father in laws motor. Quickly discovered this was bollocks. (This was in Scotland but assume it’s the same here). Not sure if you are with Eon or Eon next, but this is a great email to bypass the usual morons on the phones. I used it last week and got problem sorted following day. ceo@eonnext.com

2nd time lucky

Sweet, I never thought of that. I can sleep under the stars in comfort

Go and price them. We looked at loads last year and even the mid quality ones £1000-£2000 are not that comfy. Benches with cushions basically. Then you need somewhere to store all the cushions for 8 months of the year. This way gets me really comfy furniture for the 4 (if lucky) months of summer. Jobs a good’un £80

So pleased I took the picture before I pick the matching coffee tables up tonight.

I collected 2 pallets and then thought better of it.

Ok, a proper life hack that will massively improve your garden enjoyment in the summer. Dont spend a few hundred on an uncomfy rattan corner group with loads of cushions to store when it rains. Dont go to the garden centres and spend a couple of grand on the slightly more comfy rattan sofas with all the same problems. Instead, go on Facebook market place and choose from the various FREE leather sofas ads. Hire a man with a van £40 to collect and deliver. Then spend £20-£40 on waterproof covers. Finally, lounge in proper comfort all summer and when you’re done in September / October, £20 for the council to dispose of. Proper comfort all summer long for £80

Just started it on my way to Screwfix. Saving the rest for the gym.

Come on then. How old were you and what toy was it.