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Want to get your hands on goalkeeper Steve Harper's gloves? Fabricio Coloccini's boots? Or a shirt worn by winger Jonas Gutierrez? Well now you have the chance, as Newcastle United Foundation plans to raise thousands of pounds for its charity with an exclusive end of season online auction. Supporters can bid for an array of exclusive memorabilia from the 2010/11 campaign, after Newcastle players and management donated match-worn boots, shirts, shorts, training gear and other items from the season, hoping it will prompt an incredible response from fans who want to show their support for the Foundation. Among the items up for grabs is boots, shorts and shirts worn by Jonas Gutierrez, Steve Harper's worn match shirt and gloves, boots worn by Fabricio Coloccini, a DVD of Newcastle's 5-1 thrashing of local rivals Sunderland signed by hat-trick hero Kevin Nolan, and a home shirt signed by the whole squad. The online auction starts today (Thursday, June 9) and runs until mid-July, with new items being added each week. In addition to worn and signed merchandise, look out for unique items from the stadium and pitch such as corner flags and penalty spots. All items will be listed on the Foundation's ebay auction site and every penny raised will go to Newcastle United Foundation (registered charity no. 1124896). Penalty spot

Supply and demand has nowt to do with it. Nolans age is the only stumbling block. Twas my point. What he can supply over 4 or 5 years aint in demand.

And their wages are only relative to the clubs need for the player at that moment in time, which just happens to be the stumbling block in this case. Good old supply and demand.

The woman who accidentally cut her tongue while licking an envelope allowing some sort of insect eggs that were on the sticky gum to be transferred into her tongue. Sometime later here tongue she visited hospital with a swollen tongue, only for insects to take flight as the doctor cut open the swelling. My adult girls have never licked envelopes since hearing this tale / myth as children.

Gardman bird feeding station Ordered off Ebay yesterday afternoon, now in the garden.

Jusoda http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showb...or-big-hit.html

He's 5' 8" wide.... Denis Healeys comments about Geoffrey Howe spring to mind.

Once you've tasted my meat and looked on in awae at the size of my dumplings, you'll not be going back to Heinz.

Wishful thinking mate. Something footballers say and fans want to believe.

:D :D Zoom in- ginger arse hairs poking out..... ...it's him! Cant believe you zoomed in on that

:D :D

This might help http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/sbres/314.$plit/...3A28%3A36%3A955 She'd look great from behind! Really ?

This might help

Oracle about to reveal some big ITK........ I know, but I cant help myself.

Excellent for their intended use, ie you can pop a load of ingredients in the thing on an evening and when you leave for work in the morning, flick it on and come home to a delicious hot meal waiting for you. Our biggest hit today is Lamb Shanks. Chucked a couple in for 6 or 7 hours (I think) and they came out like the ones you pay a fortune for in a nice restaurant. Cant fault it tbf. Get the whip cracked. (The curry recipe that came with ours is like the fruity curry you (we) used to get at the beach on a tray of chips. Sultanas apples etc.

I think most see it as a bit of fun and no different to reading the "gossip" in any of the daily rags. However combine a bit of fun with the possibility that Twitter is probably the most likely source for any news stories to break, then of course these sort of chaps will be with us forever. As one falls from grace, another will pop up. As we speak Oracle is having a breakdown and is forming a new identity where only "accepted" tweeters will get his ITK.

Read it wrong, they also follow him......Conspiracy over.

What to make of the fact that Charles Nzogbia is following the two self proclaimed Newcastle ITK's @Cwarr07 and @Orac1e79

name change

Forgot to add we will win silverware next season.

Lee Ryder -- Twitter