Christmas Tree

"I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese". or Blackadder: "HA! Got him with my subtle plan! Baldric: " I can't see any subtle plan! Blackadder: "Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!" Makes me want to watch them all again

Fucking Hell thats bad

(And I've had pm's promising further votes in the morning ) Loserchops!

deffo not xmas dinner

Christmas Tree obviously bearing the brunt of the anti government vote

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Just paused Shrek to melt some cadburys milk chocolate in a bowl and threw in some clemetine segments. Yum Yum

Watched Jamie Olivers Christmas program yesterday and this morning oversaw my six year old making his pear pancakes drizzled with honey and cream. Vey easy and very nice. Recipe was 1 cup of self raising flour 1 cup of milk 1 egg 1 pinch of salt. all chucked in a bowl and mixed together Then grate in 1 pear or fruit of your choice. Knob of butter in a pan and away you go. NB Note flour used is self raising and not plain as is usually the case in pancackes. Turned out lovely

Looks canny but needs opening up for a proper butchers.

Agreed he's slacked right off. Mellowed out. Gone soft. Given up smoking. No rants. End of an era. I had a bad few days around the time of Catmaggate, and my attitude towards that situation looking back, led me to believe I should just pipe down. Other people said it too at the time, so I have. I know people think I'm racist, honestly to god I haven't got one racist bone in my body, as a christian nor should I have. I'm proud of my country and that's where the confusion lies. I got banned at the start of the year and there was Catmaggate, so I just keep away from turning the computer on and posting here when I'm pissed now, or posting anything in general chat which someone may find offensive. See what I mean

Lols at the ones in red Puzzled by the one in Blue. Whats a pressure pump? You know when you use a pressurized pump on your tyres at the town hall garage. It's one that goes in your boot. £2.99 from the aforementioned Home Bargains or Universally known as a Tyre Inflator I wouldn't use a tyre inflator to pu,p up an inflatable chair or paddling pool You certainly wouldnt use a pressure pump (he says having googled pressure pumps)

Blatantly voted for yourself

definitely the Fist for me and a word for Meezner, what he lacks in quantity is made up for in quality. Used to enjoy Stevie but he seems to have gone corporate (or joined the Trent posse)

Lols at the ones in red Puzzled by the one in Blue. Whats a pressure pump? You know when you use a pressurized pump on your tyres at the town hall garage. It's one that goes in your boot. £2.99 from the aforementioned Home Bargains or Universally known as a Tyre Inflator

Broke up in June and quite frankly itching to get back to work, hopefully on Boxing Day.

Lols at the ones in red Puzzled by the one in Blue. Whats a pressure pump?

Not getting the recipe for the scrambled eggs that I had each morning in my Italian hotel. They were the best ever and life just seems a little less full without them in my life.

America With all their black ops programs they could really put the money to good use where it was needed.

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.

In ancient Greece, women would expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea.

The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rival's semen.

In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up.

A man’s penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores. Note to Pardew....Sell Carrol, stick with Ameobi.

30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse