Christmas Tree

Christmas shopping all day with the cruelty inspector at the metro centre and fucking hours away from getting home. Can some one just summarise how the days going on toontastic. Any gossip / fall outs / pearls of wisdom?

I don't know why yous are surprised I told you what was happening and that he was coming in 7 weeks ago. Hope you had a big wad on it.

Unfortunately their credability has long since dissappeared. Time to let go and let it wither and die gracefully.

Sitting in the pub and this finally clicked. (Split my Taboo)

Which bit, cos others agree.

No you dont, you could just be nice.

Sitting in the pub and this finally clicked. (Started laughing out loud)

Favourite player of all time but a shit of a man having met him / witnessed him first hand through several formal meetings. Also met him a few months ago outside the ground and he was lovely. Lots of press have it in for him however due to his Ashleyness

Load of tosh the talk of boycott. The majority of the fans who go week in week out, dont frequent forums and dont care / get involved in the day to day politics. They have been there seen it and got the t shirt and only turn up to see the 11 shirts in black and white. Its Ashleys club and he will do what the fuck he likes until the day he sells.

Caulkin@TheTimes Im in a CenreParcs in Holland writing about Alan Pardew. I also have no towels. This is not easing my general sense of bewilderment. And on that note Im off to the pub.....Dont appoint any fucker while Im out Ashley! Caulkin again

Contractural Issues? Hmmmm If there isnt a wildcard I will be devastated If it does turn out to be Pardew I can't wait to hear the contrary fuckers explain how that is a step forward by Ashley. It's not even a sideways step man.. Wont getting any argument from me. Happily have kept Chris. tbh, dont really follow much football other than Newcastle so dont know alot about Pardew. From what Ive read he got the hammers to two fa cup finals and was well liked by Southampton fans when he was sacked. It would be the most dreary appointment since...........Hughton

Also lost the Dreams account last week that was massive.

Very sad news today that this Newcastle company has ceased trading with the loss of 93 jobs. When I used to deal with them they were the biggest full service marketing agency in Newcastle. Some great people worked there.

Oliver Kay --- Twitter Culture, Media and Sport committee has today launched inquiry into governance of football clubs. Fans "ill served by current regulations".

Whoa! Alexei knows something! Alex on left

Really? Fits with Stevies ITK and would be par for the course.

Well, thats it, game over, Pardew it is. btw Alan pardew is an anagram of anal warped. Could come in handy

Jol not Newcastle's No.1 target as Pardew rumours harden Simon Bird So The good news.........., there was a plan.

Had to head for wiki.....

expect old times back at St James as well. Lots of unrest, players briefing the press. Whoever follows nice bloke Chris will be a lot stricter. Comfy training suddenly becomes boot camp. All those weird training injuries will be back.

It wont though.....we all know the routine.

You want to lay off that optimism for a while. Wants to lay off the port and wine more like. Its my weekly pub night aswell tonight..... You have been warned.

Oliver Kay -- Twitter "According to the latest from simon bird, it looks more and more like Pardew and not Jol. Gulp!".

Would beautifully sum up the sheer bad luck of Mike Ashley and the torture of being a newcastle fan, if indeed the Martin Jol resignation is pure coincidence. This time yesterday we were all resigned to Pardew Today we are happy to settle for Jol And all along its never been anyone else but Pardew.