Christmas Tree

Real shame for Chris as he was undone by injuries, bad luck and poor backing. Having a decent feel about the club was good while it lasted. All the best for the future Chris, Im sure you wont be out of work long.

I would like to think that they had someone lined up and it wasnt any of the names Stevies being mentioning.

FUCKING HELL

Damn you and your clever questions

Boom Boom Boom Boom, I want you in my room. It was a Friday night and I had just being promoted to marketing manager and went on the piss with the lads in Shields. Arrived at the Lord Clyde public house which was renowned at the time for strippers. Anyway, this gorgeous young stripper got up and stripped to this song. She was extremely fit and extremely petite. In my drunken haze I thought her petite frame would be ideal for my first proper tv shoot I was filming the following Monday. Her size I thought, would make the sofas I was filming look really big and she was much prettier (beer goggles) than the models I already had lined up. Dumbo here, followed her off stage and into her dressing room. I stood there explaining my cunning plan while fumbling in my pocket for a business card. The llok on her face I mistook for keen interest was probably fear. Luckily I managed to hand her a business card a split second before "the management" arrived and removed me and my mates from the pub. I then spent the whole wekend dreading this stripper turning up to the shoot for her "big break".

Came across this site.....Porn bloopers http://4gifs.com/gallery/v/PornBloopers/?g2_page=41

Not sure if we've had it.

For Certain.

alex, did you go/watch the match last week? i was there, and he was poor, to be honest the games hes played this season (not many i know) hes never had one good game, against chelsea (who played 4-3-3) toite covered for him quite alot i dont normally signal any player out but we cannot keep on giving players who dont perform a chance, if your main players are out injured/suspended then id rather give a youngster a chance like vuckic or donaldson, least they would run around and actually try, guthrie looked like a dead man walking today i agree alot of players had below par performances, apparently hughton kept them in the dressing room for over an hour, i feel sorry for hughton as he is trying his best with very limited players on a seperate note, what was it with Martin O'neil being a guest of the club at last saturday against chelsea? i know Martin O'neil dosent have any connections with the club, but im not sure if there is something possibly happening... i hope not as i hope hughton gets the full backing from the club Mmm tough one that...Hughton or MON..? Oneils well overated

alex, did you go/watch the match last week? i was there, and he was poor, to be honest the games hes played this season (not many i know) hes never had one good game, against chelsea (who played 4-3-3) toite covered for him quite alot i dont normally signal any player out but we cannot keep on giving players who dont perform a chance, if your main players are out injured/suspended then id rather give a youngster a chance like vuckic or donaldson, least they would run around and actually try, guthrie looked like a dead man walking today i agree alot of players had below par performances, apparently hughton kept them in the dressing room for over an hour, i feel sorry for hughton as he is trying his best with very limited players I agree with this but only too a point. Hughton has the option to play Vuckic instead of Guthrie or Ferguson instead Jonas or Ranger for that matter instead of Shola. He doesnt seem to be trying anything a bit different and HE should learn very fast that if he doesnt, it will be his ass hung out to dry by the man upstairs.

Its one thing being outplayed as we have been today, but there is no excuse for the shite work ethic.

here we go.....3-2

This is fucking embarrasing now like. Guthrie is just not interested at all. Cant see much to save us on the bench either. Prayer mats out.

Fucking soft arse wanker Jonas! Get a fucking foot in you puff.

I was horrified to find out this morning that I've got Pakistani blood. Luckily it's only a little bit on the front bumper, most of it is under the wheel arches where you can't see it...

Kristall Weissbier by Weihenstephan. Apparently the worlds oldest brewer being going for nearly a millenium!!!! (via Asda). Also a bottle of Crabbies ginger ale to try as it always looks canny on the adverts. Remember thinking I was really tough drinking ginger ale when I was about 7

Nope, two bottles of red wine! Didnt even know Id posted when I got in last night Must say, extremely impressed with the spellings.

I'll start by saying that some of your contributions to posts are good, but when old skool regulars talk about it being a bit shit, I just keep thinking......"well start a few more interesting threads"! Had to go back to the beginning of November to find a GC thread you started. That's over a months gone by where you've being leeching but not seeding. You reap what you sow and all that. There's a few other old skull boys that should also pull their weight. Nowt personal CG.

Ditto and beer towels (smash and grab) and occassionaly when on holiday campsites with mates....... Bikini's

7-1 They're going to pay.

Me dad always used to sing these two songs to the kids which they still love today.... and one that went something like ....

Happy Birthday