Christmas Tree

Hardly just a bit of friction And I know some despise Craig Hope (fairly recently), but every journo who covers Newcastle is posting the same story. Amanda pushed out, Eales struggling to fill her shoes and Eddie and Mitchell spatting through the press. Hope is quite right to say we’ve this play out before and it doesn’t end well. But shooting the messenger? Nah, not for me.

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Oof! Just watched the presser and there’s definitely upset between Howe and Mitchell. Howe looks fucking seething when talking about Mitchell. Hopefully they manage to both get over this and move on otherwise there’s going to be trouble at mill.

Thats going to end up in my dreams tonight but it will be me in the chair. Thanks

Cough cough #CT-LifeCoach

Finger blowjobs is not cheating!

Still wooshed

Something about getting her hole filled? Yes I’m wooshed

So who is Graham Brady’s equivalent

Love a nice vape, but got to be nic salts. Current set up - Vaporesso pro 4 and Mr Blue

Think that was me (Ewerk will confirm).

Honestly, it was a sexual awakening for me. That said, I’ve just tried it on my own finger and it was pretty close. Speak later, just signed up for yoga.

Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan) Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream

Of all the many boring jobs life throws at you when you grow up, such as mowing the grass, etc, having to constant decide on what to eat is a fucking pain. Particularly so as kids turn into mini adults with their own assortment of likes / dislikes.

Gordon looks fucked now

Gay out for the season (can’t remember the spelling)

You watching Southgate

What a goal

No nothing about the bloke but I quite like Carsleys pre match comments, particularly his answer to “are we going to see a different England”. Sounds very much as he wants to play an Eddie Howe style of high pressing and lots of attacking. Hope he does very well and gets the job

And a Tonali assist for Italy

“Saudi Agent”

Ah well, we’ve had a canny run

Theres worse ways to go

This is coming from a lazy soak in the bath. I was rushing to try and get the forum caught up so I could get some Pornhub in while the house is empty. Have that mental imagery with your cornflakes