MrBass

Nah that'll be Mourinho.

This HAS to be a win game to lose this one will demoralise the players. To lose games on the trot like we are is like running in sand hard as fuck to get anywhere. A win is a step in the right direction to lose is another step towards the championship I think Alex's response was a bit more level headed. To call it MUST WIN suggests we should all just give up if we happen to get a draw. If we cant win this game, then what games DO we have a realistic chance of winning. Thats what makes this a must win The ones against Spurs. Like the cup game you mean?

Are we on the telly again?

... Except it wasn't a serious question, and it was "what's his last name?" PS: fuck Stupid wank should stick to commentating about the match rather than nitpicking about someone who hasn't followed the normal "surname on back of shirt" protocol.

Since his goal I've been quite impressed.

I may pop along depending on how the rest of today goes. Whereaboots at Liverpool Street? Didn't think of that bit. I'll PM you my mobile number, it's probably easiest. (No SMO-style cock pics though, I promise.) You've given me your number so surely I should be the one to provide the SMO-style cock pics

I may pop along depending on how the rest of today goes. Whereaboots at Liverpool Street?

Assuming this "media player" that you speak of is Windows Media Player then... Select Library > More Options... Select the 'Privacy' tab In the 'History' section (at the bottom), uncheck 'Save file and URL history...' and click on 'Clear History' Click 'OK' to close the Options dialog box

I assume you're referring to Ashley and Joe?

you guys kill me go on man give us a clue - basics on creating a macro? Creating basic macros in Excel is a doddle (much like crucifixion) as it writes all the code for you. To get started all you need to do is open Excel and select Tools > Macro > Record New Macro..., give it a name and description if you like then perform the steps that you want your macro to carry out, such as opening a spreadsheet, printing it then closing it. Once completed, press the 'Stop' button on the Stop Recording tool bar. To then go and view your handy work, press [ALT+F11] (or select Tools > Macro > Visual Basic Editor). In the VBA window, you'll see a Project box top right which, if you used the default save location when recording your macro, will have your bit of code under VBAProject (Book1) > Modules > Macro1 (or whatever you called your macro). Double click on the macro and, voila!, your code will appear over on the right. That any help?

Dunno if this is a bit advanced for what you're after but Clicky

...and it'll be HSBC's fraud division that'll follow it up. I had my debit card cloned Christmas last year, cheeky fuckers managed to spend just over a grand!! Fortunately I got it all back but it's very worrying at how easy a card can be cloned.

They should have stuck with William Daniels, much like Gladiators stuck with John Anderson. There are some things that should never be messed with.

Tbf he could be using a proxy server based in Tennessee. I used to do that at my old place to get round all the silly restrictions the UK proxy server had in place. He's probably pissed off because, like so many when the draw was made, he expected us to win. Then, as any soopafan would do, despite being massively in debt he got himself a ticket and looked forward to a great night of entertaining football. Unfortunately, the real Newcastle United players couldn't be bothered to turn up either and sent a conference team in very convincing masks along in their place!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...e.html?ITO=1490 Hmmm... it's not about the money, all I want is a long term contract so that when the new owners want to bring in someone else I get a nice whopping pay off... it's not about the money though.

Consider yourself lucky! I sold a kidney and my right testicle.

Download (and install) Audacity -> Clicky Launch and click on the Record button, then play YouTube video. Choose File, Save As... If you want to save it as an MP3, you'll need the lame codec but there's full instructions on that with the Audacity download.

Ditto. +1 This.

Nice idea, shame it's one of the worst Photoshop jobs in history!

And if Liverpool win the league, you're fucked AND pissed off.