MrBass

Try drinking it instead then. Is this some sort of admission on your part? Too far back to remember unfortunately

Porn Star!

Won't that make playing on it a bit tricky?

Try drinking it instead then.

I really wanted BB to add a bit at the end of that sentence: "who is actually 24". I know the housemates don't hear it but it would have made me laugh I thought exactly the same!

End of August I think.

Is it wrong that I think that's really impressive?

Real first name: Pete Nickname: MrBass Age: 33 Occupation: Database Administrator - Oracle AND SQL Location: At work Language(s) spoken? English Avatar - why? She's purdy! Previous avatar? Pink panther I think Tell us when you first joined the boards? Pass! 2003? Board highlights? None Board lowlights? None What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Nightclub owner, DJ, artist Pets? Two cats I play a bit like.... a spaz Football heroes? Beardsley, Shearer Football villains? Anyone who plays for Liverpool Best advice given? Do what you feel is right and don't do anything because someone else tells you to. Ideal partner? Someone into movies... with a hot body (and female before anyone starts) Ideal dinner date? Romantic restaurant in WDW Magic Kingdom Ideal meal? Spaghetti Carbonnara Can you cook? Some things Current wheels? Can I put my old set of wheels instead? Mazda RX-8 Biggest influence? TV programmes? Lost, Heroes, Grey's Anatomy, Smallville, Jericho Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese Favourite tunes? Too many to mention Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi Titmuss George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Oooh tough one! Gotta be Brad Favourite film? How on earth can you answer that?!?! If I won a million pounds.... I'd give some to my family, pay off all my debts, invest a big chunk and kit out my living room with the latest AV gear. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 16. Guiness Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? Nope Favourite insult? That's actually quite funny for you Not a lot of people know that......... My right leg is shorter than my left by a good few cm's Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £80 on a top How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 I'm obsessed with..... movies In 5 years time, I hope to be.... happily married with 1 or 2 kids... and rich.

Suprised no-one's done the obvious yet, so here goes... Wacky Craig SMO

I always notice you, because you have the best avatar.

Nah she's not, I looked at it at the same time as a mate and she was going clockwise for me and anti-clockwise for him.

Invisible

Did you wake up in your own vomit?

twat vs twat? Our filter says.... ?

What's bizarre is that it didn't change it when he asked which c*nt changed his post. The plot thickens! Edit: Hmmm... perhaps the filter is only on "C*nt" and not "c*nt"

Unless you're an Admin or Mod surely?

Eh? Where was all this???

Far too quick to apologise!! Laz! Stop watching porn and get out and meet some real women! Stick with porn mate, far simpler than all this relationship bollocks where you'll end up getting screwed over at some point!

If this was a building rather than a message board, we'd definitely have needed to install ramps about the place when Magma joined. Well we already made the door frames larger for Fish, so why not!

FYP

Losing

You pick those bits up as you go along... here's a quick roundup... Gemmill is ginger The Fish is fat Alex is bald Toplass and Radgina are piss heads and Renton is a miserable git. Think that's covered it!

Have you tried unlocking the task bar and adjusting the height / toolbar widths?

That's you isn't it?