MrBass

shut up man. he's got a touch of class Just a touch. 90% crap though. Much like your posting record on here.

I'd be creaming my trunks This.

Howsabout we call that plan B!

Dunno if this is a bit advanced for what you're after but Clicky

"Taped" it. Was it any good?

Ditto. This.

This.

Sorry but

Didn't we have a chance to sign Thierry Henry before he went to Arsenal?

Perhaps if this was America and he was someone mildly famous.

Personally I'd rather we held onto him until after we'd signed his replacement. But then that wouldn't be the Newcastle way would it!

You both get a £50 Marks and Spencer voucher if you do it before the 31st May. I think if she refers you via their website then it's a continual offer that "expires" at the end of each month - i.e. if she refers you in May then you have until the end of May to sign up, same for June, July etc... etc...

I think common sense is needed Tom. All this bell end does is find shit about NUFC and post it on here rather than coming on and chatting about footy ala the Spurs kid and FCUM. IMO warn the fucker, then ban the cunt I have had a word and recently his crack has improved. He's ok to hhave a little wind up every now and then and not go over the top. Obviously if it gets silly or he is spoiling peoples enjoyment of the board then he would have to go but recently he has been ok. Give him another chance How many threads are we going to let him fuck up during this second chance?

FYP

Precisely what I was thinking... As an aside, Torres take note - this is how you should be conducting yourself on a forum dedicated to a rival club. You are not our rivals. He`ll get flack if he posts more than 10 times. So a fellow Premier League side isn't one of your rivals? Hmmm... okay then.

Well based on your predictions thus far, I'll take that one with a pinch of salt.

Aye I am working on mine at the moment, its quite tough. Job done. As for what to include, I've just got three sections on mine, Career History, Training & Qualifications and Personal Details.

I'm trying to cheer you up man, i.e. suggesting he could well be away. I'll not bother in future. fingers crossed. On which part, Smith being away or Alex not bothering in future?

Totally agree, always liked him. Seems to talk sense unlike most of the 'experts' out there.

This is how it was a few seasons ago, not sure how much it's gone up since then... £10,900,000.00 £10,355,000.00 £9,810,000.00 £9,265,000.00 £8,720,000.00 £8,175,000.00 £7,630,000.00 £7,085,000.00 £6,540,000.00 £5,995,000.00 £5,450,000.00 £4,905,000.00 £4,360,000.00 £3,815,000.00 £3,270,000.00 £2,725,000.00 £2,180,000.00 £1,635,000.00 £1,090,000.00 £545,000.00

Yawn! Precisely!

Jules: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country are you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Brett: Yes. Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Brett: Yes. Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What? Jules: Say what again. Say what again, motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Now take your big stick, and your boyfriend, and go find a bus to catch. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?

A ridiculous view considering only 3 teams have won the title in more than a decade. Yes but more than 3 teams have tried. I know we won't be challenging for the title next season, but I want to know we'll be giving it our best shot.