MrBass

166639[/snapback] And STILL Anal Oliver persists..... 166667[/snapback] He might be right to - there's certainly a chance we'll get him before the season starts. 166677[/snapback] Didn't his 'Dad' come out and say there was no way in hell SWP would be coming up North?? 166682[/snapback] Where? And wasn't Manchester up north? By the way, I think it's Klose who the story is about 166683[/snapback] Yeah, I read an article on NewsNow (can't remember the source) but it was something along the lines of Ian telling SWP it would be career suicide to leave the champions to move to Newcastle. Dozy twat! I think it would be career suicide spending another season on the champions bench personally, but hey what do I know!

I didn't get an invite either, but then no-one loves me

Not all of us. I for one, knew FACTICIOUSLY that Kris was well and truly in the know.

But we won't pull it off because he's going to Liverpool isnt' he.

**** Breaking News **** Sophie Ellis-Bextor has been found head-butted to death in the house of a French Footballer.......Police think it was Murder on Zidane's floor.

Daylight Ribery if you ask me

I've written a book detailing my 25 years in the SAS. http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1843170...glance&n=266239

I blame the fans.

Have a good one Fishmeister.

Kevin Smith? Who's he then?

I've got the original Spider-Man poster - the one where you can see the Twin Towers in his eye - reckon that must be worth a few bob. Also got: Signed Clerks Signed Mallrats Signed Dogma Signed Chasing Amy Signed Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back Scream 3 - the one with just the 3 on it I Know What You Did Last Summer - Jennifer Love Hewitt I Still Know What You Did Last Summer - Jennifer Love Hewitt The Crow and a few others that I can't think of right now! Whilst we're talking movies, also got replica models of Bonds BMW Z8 and Aston Martin DB5 and Vanquish. Um... Superman press pack, Titanic Jewel of the Ocean replica picture, all the View Askew inaction figures that are available at the mo... I'll stop now before I accidently mention something that may be embarrasing

I'd be disappointed (and extremely suprised) if we didn't finish top half of the table. Oh... tbh

France tbstbs

Poor mans ObjectDock Plus tbh Clicky

Well don't do it again!

Here's a handy hint to cut your workload in half: Visit me mam and drop off the ironing, tell the Mrs to feed the cat. You're welcome!

It IS shite, save your stoodent dollars by staying home and having a wank instead.

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Nooo, black stick man then knocks on the door to tell the owner he's jizzed about the car.

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...38entry149838 That's the one, he edited in again afterwards. 150520[/snapback] Cheers DotBum but just remembered something which had slipped my mind. A couple of weeks after we set up this place, I put in place a mod which, when a moderation had taken place, automatically sent a PM from the person who'd moderated to the person who'd created the post (I'm sure some of you will have received these over the last year). That being said, Ratboy should be fully aware of who modded his post and I invite him to take it up with them directly.... Unless of course, he's simply trying to shit-stir..... 150811[/snapback] ...or the database was edited via the backdoor.

The lack of a HDMI port being one of those missing features.

No, it's Rooney.

I went to see the filming of the 5th episode - the one with Nick Hancock - and he was canny funny. That said, most of his funny moments were when he was taking the piss out the crew members so probably weren't shown on the actual program.

"I'm cooking an egg for the very first time... ah hmmmm, ah hmmm...."