MrBass

Nah, he's probably got a bunch of "arrays" and then just uses a formula like this to put them together, =XLOOKUP(F1,A1:A19,B1:B19,"?",0,1) & " " & INDEX(C1:C19,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(C1:C19)),1) & " vs Eddie '" & INDEX(E1:E38,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(E1:E38)),1) & "' Howe's " & INDEX(D1:D19,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(D1:D19)),1) Piece of piss!

Aren’t they paying £110mil for that lad who’d rather be at Chelsea?

Baaarnes

One more and we’re top of the league.

This. Can guarantee none of the “big six” pick up that kind of booking this season.

Ice Ice Baby

ISAAAAK!

Pearson's a bit of a twat too.

I'd sooner them be referred to as Man Ure over United.

How long before Barnes gets pissed off with Wilson pirouetting in the box and takes the shot himself?

Super Murph with a worldy

Young lads will get a good go in the early stages of the cup comps I reckon. Plus some of the easier PL fixtures like Luton.

Targett not looking like the player we initially signed from Villa.

Aye, aside from this ref cam footage, nothing else was said about it.

KD'YP

Aye, it was just a lunge that didn't pay off. Any other player and nowt would be said about it.