geordie_broon

Girl Of My Best Friend-Elvis

It's one thing knowing about them, but another thing doing them. Women think they know everything about everything. But are useless at just about anything. FACT

Always! Especially in a pub. Have you ever been in a pub where they have food on the bar? Don't touch it cos some dirty bastard who's been to the toilet and not wahed their hands has been tuckin into it with their piss soaked fingers.

oops!!!

Just found this Harry The Hamster

I don't think shavin makes it look bigger, it's just that bushy pubes make it look smaller.

will they keep this cup aswell?

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'. "Wow!" I said, nearly dropping the handset, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled down the phone and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!".......... So I told her to fuck off.

what about the underfelt men?

Wacky Jr Here's a site with K750i stuff on. I dunno if it's got what you're lookin for but there is some info about unlocking phones.

I live just round the corner from where the accident happened. It's tragic my thoughts go to the family of the deceased. I hope the mother and children make a full recovery.

What about the Brazilian: "Ay up me little flower." Fuckin class.

Dunno if it's been mentioned before but if you haven't got a ticket for Shearer's Testimonial on Thursday it's on ITV4.

True gentleman of football. Get well soon Bobby.

It's a circus tbh. Why don't we just pick a manager who has the correct qualifications already. Don't leave it down to the Premier clubs chairmen or the LMA to decide who we have as manager. Fuckin joke.

Here are some rules for the World Cup Finals. Dear Wife, Partner, Girlfriend, 1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention. 2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye). 3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month. 4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won’t happen. 5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day. 6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce. 7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together". 8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times. 9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: i) I will not go, ii) I will not go, and iii) I will not go. 10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash. 11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list". 12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, FA Cup, etc. Thank you for your cooperation.

It's not a river mate, it's San Francisco bay, and it's actually well known for having sharks there including great whites - I think I'm right in saying that it's a breeding ground for them. So, as you say, you're not an expert. 130095[/snapback] You are correct Gemmill it is San Francisco Bay and it is a salt water bay which flows directly into the Pacific Ocean. This is a breeding place for great whites as well as other species of shark.

Sorry to have caused so much acrimony. The thread was about the crap support that the Smoggies have followed by the Scum. I didn't point out that in similar circumstances we have still manged to have decent support wiyh full ticket allocations sold, I thought this would be a good point for someone else to raise.

Did anyone see the Smoggies match on MOTD2 last night? They are by far the worst supported team in the North East. They couldn't even fill their end of Villa Park for an FA Cup Semi Final. They are a disgrace. The SMBs run a very close second having not filled the Stadium of Empty Seats for last week's derby.

I agree, because they have no pressure on them and we need points for a European place it has the ingredients for a good game but I still think 2-0.

the score will be today? I think 2-0 to us Solano, Shearer

just found this on scum website, they won't even fill their own stadium on Monday. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=113785