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Me: knock knock God: Who's there? Me: pelican God: pelican Who? Me: Pelican Crossing God: Ha ha very funny, Sire Rickenbock.

Quite

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Well, that would be trim wouldn't it? I prefer a pull to a shave tbh (© Sima 2005) (© Sima 2005) 39079[/snapback] Yes, i suppose it would!

I think he means one of them nostril hair trimmer do-dads.

Me: shall we indulge in some mutual masturbation? God: Do you mean you and me? Let me think. What are you wearing? :|

I download and buy CD's, the artists who i download are multi millionaires anyway so fuck them (tin hat on )!

http://www.nufcpics.com/page.php?page=medi...l&mediaid=94859 Click the top pic, 'fans celebrating' Just shows how shite people are at celebrating a goal nowadays like

Thought i lost mine the other day. Turned up behind the telly in the corner of the room

Aye, NYC aswell

Aye, Japan for all their cool technology and shit

Never eat penis shaped chocolate!

Real first name: Chris Nickname: 'Tommo' Age: 17 Occupation: Student/Part time assistant in Patrick Kluiverts favourite bakers - Not bad dosh for someone my age, anyway! Location: Monkseaton Language(s) spoken? English and can say 'Bonjour' Avatar - why? Ramones, quality band Previous avatars? Klunk from catch the Pigeon in a NUFC shirt. A piss-take of the clockwork orange film poster with Klunks face super imposed on. Klunk as an astronaught landing on the moon. Klunk as Muhammed Ali. Klunk as JFK's killer as he is shot. Tell us when you first joined the boards? Summer of 2002 i think (the old toontastic) Board highlights? Arguments galore Board lowlights? Dunno! What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Fuck all Pets? Derg I play a bit like.... Zidane Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, Alan Shearer, Les Ferdinand to name a few. Football villains? El Hadje Diouf (buck toothed little cunt) Best advice given? 'You'll never lorn if ye divnt ask' Ideal partner? Anyone with a wazzle pair of jugs (copyright Eddie Hitler) Ideal dinner date? Fuck knas, aslong as its with a nice girly ! Ideal meal? Chinkys Can you cook? Abit, beans on toast etc Current wheels? The Metro Biggest influence? Graeme Souness TV programmes? Nowt much at the moment, the last series i got into was 'Extras'. But from bygone years, 'Dennis Pennis' and a loadof other comedies. Burger and chips or fish and chips? the latter Chinese or indian? What do you order? the former. Deep Fried Crispy Chicken, like. Favourite tunes? Ramones, Oasis, Offspring, Some of The Libertines (aye, Doherty is a wanker), abit of trance - lets just say i have i wide range of musical taste! Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Gemmil Favourite film? Hmmm, where to start? Trainspotting, Leon, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dergs, Clockwork Orange, etc. If I won a million pounds.... I'd get mine and me mates season tickets for the rest of their lives, never work and buy a big hoose and plenty of booze Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 15, fosters Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope Favourite insult? Fuck off Not a lot of people know that...... Im cool Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £80 - Stone Island Jacket (ebay) How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with..... Newcastle United In 5 years time, I hope to be.... In a cushty job

ah i see

Seems decent enough to me like, theres been a few tweaks to the player animations and the gameplay seems smoother! What do you mean by the 'no-crowd' M4?

I blame the fans meself like mate

Downloading it now, cheers for pointing it out mate! I'll probs get the full version for the PC as its easier to edit

On an unrelated note, i thought Asprillas Foreskin had left for good? Forgive me if ive missed a thread where he explains why he has came back!

They do have them 'travel support officers' on the metro, but theyre only on once every blue moon.

Fuckin hell mate, thats bad craic that like. I remember once a kid was blatently on coke or extacy or summit and he was running up and down the train trying to cause as much grief as possible, spitting, flickin snot from his nose onto women (yes, what a nice chap). He came and sat opposite me and brought up loads of phlegm (sp?) and looked as if he was going to spit in my face so i says 'dont even fucking think about it', he then proceeded to spit the contents onto the floor. Then as we got off the train at Monkseaton, he ran up the platform and booted a lasses bag from her hands, the cowardly cunt. I definately agree we should form a 'normal' army and go out onto the streets and batter 7 shades out of the bastards.

Speaking of the Guitar, mine fucked my left index finger the other day. Got a geet cut under my nail now, and it bloody knacks - so i cannit play properly for a while anymore

All hail Hypnotoad, tbh

I was born

I've just rememberd how wrecked Flintoff was, he was staggering all over the place!

Just restringed my guitar so im jamming away, annoying the parents