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Admins you have to stick this in gold Eductated......................wow...................cool....................... Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevie................................Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... .........................is0r..........................the...................... ......b3st

When an Austrian father was asked how to tach children sex education, he said he thought it was important to keep them in the dark as long as possible.

Josef Fritzs daughter is to write a book about her 24 years torture experiance Apparently it will be a best cellar

A journalist asked a neighbour how long he had know Fritzzles daughter Alice, the neighbour replied "Alice, who the fuck is alice. For 24 years Ive been living next door to Alice?"

Well played Lampard, well played Chelsea Liverpool & Benitez, what will you win this season? Same as us FUCK ALL NO FUCK OFF!

I cant wait to hear what he says. FUCK OFF!

Come on Good luck to him

Anyone know any? For footy etc?

Aye its a fucking pain man!

Got a couple of mocking cartoons as well Back on form Bobby, back on form

Legend

Have it!!!! 9-2 the neet, fucking have it!

RIP marra, RIP

Well, gotta stop the rot tonight, fisrt win in 3 needed!!!

Were talking about the Carribean, I dont think it was "organised"

I hope they dont have to pay a penny. But at the end of the day, its like me running in front of a speeding train for kicks...........isnt it?

Tricky one. If I was an insurance company bod I wouldn't pay. However it really depends what the insurance coverage has in the small print. By the sounds of it, it was just normal holiday insurance. Loads of bits in the small print says "you shouldnt put yourself at risk etc etc" her old man is bricking it thinking he'll have to sell his house. But as she is over 18, isnt she the one who should be bricking it?

Was speaking to a mate in the pub at the weekend. He was telling me about his daughter. 18 Year Old. She goes away on holiday and does some clif jumping. Jump and cracked one of her vertabries. Anyways, couple of "docs" on hand pulled her from the water with a life guard. She had to be airlifted from the beach, then flown to Florida for treatment. She was in the Caribbean. Anyways, gets to the States, they wanted $ before the would do anything to her. She said see my insurance details. She was operated on and put in full cast. She was then flown first class via BA to Gatwick, then private ambulace to Leeds. Anyways, she is ok and will walk again and has been one very lucky person. The bills however come to around £90k Now, if I was insurance company I would say "Sorry, youre not covered for throwing yourself off a cliff" What about you? I think the insurance company will pay out as they dont want adverse publicity, but surley there has to be a line?

If they had a 20 point lead tehy would still go on about us chucking away a 12point lead. Would love it if they ended up with fuck all this season, LOVE IT

Really? worth £500k each positions in the league you know. Well, maybe not stuff us. I would like us to get beat tho. I cant stand Man Yoo, the way they and their players get away with murder!

Man this programme attracts some cocks. Steeeeeeeeeeeeevie Geeeeeeeeeeee should be England captain because he leads by example? How, by cheating? Throwing himself on the floor etc?

Chelsea Hope they stuff us next week. I cant stand Man Ure, the way the act etc Carlos Queer moaning about refs this weekend. Duck Lip kicking a stewerd etc Fuck off the lot of em!

Ironically you'll quite often find those most willing to cheat, just can't handle being cheated on. Broadly though you'll probably just regret getting involved. Although if you're of a Poisson persuasion you could thoughtfully let it slip to the girlfriend and then go for the comfort shag. Im not SO you know

Aye, thats my thinking too. I mean, its none of my business really but its not nice is it?