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I enjoy baiting the Leeds fans in and out of the office, but I think youre spot on there. Its a masive shame for Leeds and you can feel some of the depression in the city. Normally you have a buzz for the new season, in Leeds there has been no

We have a great list Melanie Melody Sam Death (Actually changed his name from Nigel) Samantha Chicken Simon Strokes Hehe and a few more

I am 100% happier than I was this time last season and the season before that. Well, truth be told, I havent been this buzzing about a start of a season since SBR was manager. The recent arrival of defenders and Alan Smith has definatley calmed me down compared to a week or so ago. The arrival of Big Sam wouldnt have been my first choice, but now with the methods and the players etc he has brought in I am very impressed by the new era at SJP. He has been saying the right things in interviews etc and it hasnt been easy for him with the goings on in the background with Ashley etc. I think we have recruited well to press and got rid of the players that we all wanted rid of. I would still like us to let Ramage, Carr, Babayaro and Dyer (possibley Owen if his fitness still isnt good by Jan, but who would want a crock?) definatley go but without replacements at the ready we should, for now at least hold onto them before the squad does get paper thin. In my opinion, we still need a RB and a CB/LB or a player that can comfortably play along the whole back four. We still are short of good cover incase the SJP curse falls on any of our new boys. If I could sign one player it would have to be a creative midfielder. I think we have the fire power for sure, but do we have someone who can put the ball into the box enough or do a bit of magic to open the defence? Do we? COME ON THE TOON

Looking at these pics Smith looks well up for it. Cant wait for the season to start now Wetting my pants ooooops a little wee came out there just then

I dont think Torres will make the change but I think they have enough up front to keep them sniffing at the top two.

The reason I didnt put Tevez is because of the price that will be paid for him in the end. Thats if the loan deal will come off I think he will be great for Man Ure, but for the money its mental.

Piss off Lawro you twat, we dont need your praises you wanker

Reet, seen as though all the papers are doing it lets us do it So, top 3, bottom 3, best buy, one to watch and FA Cup Winnders, Carling Cup Winners and UEFA and Champs League Winners. Here are my predictions: Top 3 1. Man Ure 2. Chelsea 3. Liverpoo Bottom 3 18. Wigan 19. Fulham 20. Derby (I know, no unwashed by please forgive me!) Best Buy Mark Viduka Was gonna put Parker for £7 but though Laz wouldnt be happy One to Watch Torres, can he score enough? I personally dont think so. FA Cup Winner Man Ure Carling Cup Blackburn UEFA Cup Athletico Champions League Barca I havent put us down for any cups as I think it still is a season too early for Big Sam, I think his methods etc needs a season to filter to EVERYONE at SJP. It would be nice to have a nice cup run tho wouldnt it COME ON!!

I hope Leeds come back from this

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Sorry dude T'was funny.

Thats something we didnt see from past captains, especially Parker, and dare I say it? Shearer at times was a little quiet. Terry is a great example of a captain.

Its a massive IF now with Owen. I doubt he will ever be fit again and doubt he will ever produce the form he did with Liverpool.

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Its doing my tits in the situation with Owen. Its getting worse than Marcellino

And this is relevent to his birthdat wishes because........................

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Wall I was at my gfriends parents yesterday and we were sat on the lawn watching the cat messing, it then started looking at something, it went over to what we thought was ants. Then loads of these things you described came out of a hole in the lawn looking dazed. About 50 of em. Wonder if it was harching time?

I have heard that Smith wasnt keen on signing for us as he thought Big Sam wasnt intelligant enough. He has obviously proved him wrong. Smith is a Tee-totaller, something that wouldnt have gone down well with fat fred!

Alrhough it does make grim reading regarding the injuries, it also makes good reading that someone is finally on the case! Come on Sam, sort the useless overpaid twats out!