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Coming into work this morning I remembered Fish post and just started chuckling to myself again

I've seen loads about Meslier and how teams like Man Utd are after him. He's fucking GASH

They're also after a Real player.

A pal told me the other day, that if you remove the economy of London away, the UK is one of the poorest countries in Europe. Behind countries like Slovenia. I've tried looking for this but can't find it, but if true that's shocking

As for the M62, what a cunt of a road it is. I was once driving to Manchester airport one Feb. It was pissing with rain over the tops about 4am and some cunt come flying past about 80mph.

You do know that's a total urban myth. It's like that due to the geology. They offered to pay for him to move but he accepted he wanted to stay.

When was Maxi playing with the adults then?

That person is an asset to Twitter 😎

100% Issue with Philips at City is the players he has around him. He's not going to be 100% starter.

Who?

That's because if cars did that, they would take up the full width of the road. Come on, think about it. 'You're cycling in the middle of the road wankers' No, we maybe close to the centre of the lane. When I am cycling with a pal I cycle side by side when it's safe. When it's also safe for me to drop in to let cars past I shall. When I am with a group we also do similar However on some road where it's tight we will stay side by side to discourage an unsafe pass. Plus on some roads, it's safer and quicker for a driver to pass a group of 8 doubled up, then a single file of 8. Like you say, it's all consideration. But there is a very large number of motorists who see cyclists and just act cunts. a lot of motorists seem to totally forget that the majority of cyclists, also have driving licenses. They also forget that its actually a mode of transport. I've been told to 'fuck off Wiggins' when cycling from home. I was once cycling home from work. My route goes up a steep climb. So naturally I am slower than a motor vehicle. It's a blind corner and the surface is wank too. I am cycling up it and further out than I normally ride, thus making a driver wait behind me. When I get around the corner, it levels off a little and the surface improves. So I moved in and waved him through as I can see it's clear. He comes along side me, opens the window and shouts at me 'fucking hell mate, all I am doing is trying to get home' Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot I'm a nobody and don't have a family or a home. Selfish entitled CUNT. A load of drivers seem happy to sit in fucking tailbacks or traffic for miles, but a cyclists slow them down for a few seconds and they go mental.

I sort of understand what you mean, re the level of football. But to have him getting fit and a run of games cannot be anything but positive.

Not half

Ned Boulting the fucking bell. As they were going for the last 1km 'Thoughts and prayers for the Yates family' Thoughts and bastard prayers??!?! WHY?!?!! They're leading the biggest cycling race in the world you mad boring cunt. What a start to the Tour though. The Basque fans are mental. When I cycled in Italy a few years ago, at the top of the Stelvio there was 8 or so Basque lads having coffee. We had a cracking laugh with them. They were so passionate about cycling, yet so down to earth and a great laugh.

Never been a cricket fan. Worked with some lads who love it. They've tried a few times to teach me about it as I would like to know more. Anyway's this morning was doing some work and had the cricket on the radio and really enjoyed listening to it. Watched some of it a bit later too. So expect questions

Been to see my nephew's this afternoon. My wifes Aunty and Uncle were up who are both 80, They don't have kids and see my wife and her brother as their own. One of my nephews is 9 months old and he was laughing today as I was being daft with him. Her aunty 'Isn't he smart, 9 months old and laughing' What? He's 9 months old FFS. Then my eldest nephew who's 8 next month told me he had sports day coming up. I asked him if parents were having a race. Her Aunty 'No, it's not allowed as they start fighting' Oh and how many children's sports days have you been to? Oh, FUCKING NONE. Anyway, there is a parents race. She was very shocked. Stop reading the Daily Mail you fucking Tory bell.

This tournament will hopefully give the lad some great foundation for next eason. Cannie wait.

FWIW I knew you were. I did LOL when I saw it.

And silly cunts in cars say cyclists are entitled 😂

I'm gonna re-watch it now 😂