Kevin Carr's Gloves

You secretly dream of taking up the arse off a bbc

I just scanned it tbh so apologies if I just didn't read it properly.

Aye cos Hitler was left wing as fuck.

Forgive my ignorance but what has this got to do with Ashley?

I don't care if there was an attack or not these airstrikes will do fuck all as they did fuck all last time there was a chemical attack.

That's me got a full house in essembeeofsunderland Niall Quinn bingo.

I love all their ITKs Niall Quinn must pay an awful lot when it's his round because the amount of people who regularly drink with him is huge.

Not sure if I want rid of them or Southampton so we can say Mark Hughes relegated 2 teams in one season

So they can get 40 max is that right?

Stoke only have 4 games left (34 played out of 38?) which is 12 points max are they on 29 now. Has the BBC site updated their points cos they are showing as on 28?

Am I right in thinking only Southampton can catch us now out of the bottom 3?

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Can we guess at how much money we may have to spend if we take the money we get at the end of the season minus what we may have spent over what we made at the end of last season?

I actually don't want the hassle of europa league next year.

Not sure if it has been posted yet but this thread https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/predictions-for-safc-nufc-boro-finishing-places-end-of-the-season.1383654/ is effing hilarious. In a proper funny way not a bad maths masquerading as humour way.

I’ve had a shitty cold for 2 weeks

Taken in 2015 how long ago was that again?

Your maths is shit.

You’re a fucking failed sofa salesman who drives a fucking taxi. Fuck off you thick cunt.

And you're sure it's not a piss take.

Do you work in software development as well?

Agile is all about improving quality for the end user.

AGILE as in the software development methodology?

Yes they paid it.

You forgot Rodwell for £10mil plus his £37,000 a week.